Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

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Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby conjurer » November 3rd 2017, 12:17pm

From Buzzfeed:

Netflix announced Friday that production of season six of the acclaimed TV series "House of Cards" would start filming in early December. Last week it was revealed that the series star, Kevin Spacey, had a sordid history of sexual harassment of young men, and then today the news broke that upwards of ten production assistants on "House of Cards" had been harassed or even sexually assaulted by Mr. Spacey:

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Netflix, which has invested tens of millions of dollars in the Emmy winning series, decided today to replace Mr. Spacey in the role of President Frank Underwood with Hollywood big, Carrot Top:

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When asked why they thought this was a good idea, Netflix CEO Vaughn Klimidia replied, "We needed a big actor to replace Spacey, and also one who was unlikely to sexually assault or harass anybody on the set. Carrot Top has taken so many steroids that his balls are literally the size of raisins. Therefore, not only does he have the screen presence to pull off the role, but our insurance underwriters will give us a big rebate."

Mr. Spacey was not immediately available for comment.


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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby Mark1 » November 3rd 2017, 3:21pm

Pretty ironic, the name of the show and all.
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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » November 3rd 2017, 5:44pm

SpaceX wants to land on Mars, SpaceY - on 14-year old boys.

Looks like it's some White House tradition - every next such controversy involves an increasingly worse choice of the object of the scandal...
JFK shagged Marilyn Monroe, Bill Clinton - Monica Lewinsky, Donald Trump married a porn model and would want to date his own daughter, Francis J. Francis Ghey Underwood gropes some lads.
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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby conjurer » November 3rd 2017, 6:30pm

You guys realize that this is, like, a joke, right?
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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby smellody » November 3rd 2017, 7:19pm

Oh. I was not sure
   
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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » November 3rd 2017, 7:26pm

conjurer wrote:You guys realize that this is, like, a joke, right?

Has anyone not realized?

Jokes aside, it does look like Spacey indeed made his work on the set of House of Cards something of a ghey groping fest:
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/kevin-spacey-house-of-cards-sexual-harassment-assault-anthony-rapp-hollywood-sex-scandal-a8035026.html

Pity they've stopped shooting the next season - I really liked the series. Although it would be odd if they carried on filming with a Jessie boy version of the Weinstein brothers on the loose.
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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby MAX » November 4th 2017, 5:36am

I always wondered how he got through those scenes kissing another man. Now I know.
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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby 3Flushes » November 4th 2017, 11:58am

KS is ghey??? Who'da ever thunk it??!!!!

Carrot Top's balls may be shrunken but he looks like it's because he's been taking estrogen, not steroids. A Jenner in his future?

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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby Mortuus » November 4th 2017, 2:05pm

I dunno about Parsnip Top, but Kevin of Spacey hasn't been the same since he ate that banana whole (i.e., peels and all, for those of you in Rio Lindo and Perth-Fremantle) during the filming of "KPAX," a film I rather liked...though, admittedly, I was prolly the only one who did. Ah well, different drummers, and all that sort folderol, if you like... :shock:

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Re: Breaking! Big Kevin Spacey News!

Postby Ofcmark » November 5th 2017, 5:29pm

Mort I'm a fan of KPAX to great movie
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