i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

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i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby conjurer » October 31st 2017, 2:08pm

aftar Muche thoaught & deap filosphical Protuberances, i half decidaded Too joyn the morman Phaith GODAM it.

i Lyke mermons. Their Our nyce peeple and our Varry klean. i george Wendt too a Locale murmen Storr called The bea-Hive, and boughtened sum long-Jons that we Morgons Weer under Hour cloths suppuseedly two keap Away the devals. Than i Gott somme Mordred tabarnakel Coral kassettes Too listan two, in my Foryd E-150 pickemup.

i Think what tillersoned Me two joyning the faythe Was when too ali Mooremen came two my door & eulogized Me at leangth, Reeding two me Frum the 'wartche Toweler". i Invyted them day's Inn and popped Opan sum Bears and started Two shew them My manny Invicters, and They wear polyte & didn't Knott laff lyke So Manny due These dayes. that & the Phact that i Cann half manny Wifes and get Plenty of pussy GODAM it.
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby foghorn » October 31st 2017, 2:21pm

Yew shood join the ethel Merman turnbucklenakle chorior.
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Postby 3Flushes » October 31st 2017, 2:38pm

Tha bestest thyng ehbout becoming Eh moremen ? moore wimmins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby conjurer » October 31st 2017, 3:16pm

foghorn wrote:Yew shood join the ethel Merman turnbucklenakle chorior.


Amas, frogbourne, i Don't knott half a varry Gud sing-sing Voyce. oncet i Wass yodleling the Liebensraum David frum Tristen & isolder and My dobermon Pitcher (naymed Furtwangler bea-authur-Cause i Lyke operar) bit Me in the Ballz.
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby conjurer » October 31st 2017, 3:18pm

3Flushes wrote:Tha bestest thyng ehbout becoming Eh moremen ? moore wimmins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i Karefully brooched Thys subjact Two mrs. Kornjuggler & she Kicked me in The ballz & i didn't Knot half no Gold plaits two protect Them neather.
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Postby Luftwafflles » October 31st 2017, 5:39pm

I wud had luved to haf dun Marie Osmund, well, 15 years ago. Not sew much now.
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby Mark1 » October 31st 2017, 5:40pm

Ewe gEts too ware yoo soMe majical unDerWares toO. AyE hopE yu was warin tHem WHen shee Kicked yoU inn Thu TestEskulls. LoLolOlulz.
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby conjurer » October 31st 2017, 6:31pm

Luftwafflles wrote:I wud had luved to haf dun Marie Osmund, well, 15 years ago. Not sew much now.


i Shud nayme My nects Dobarmen pitcher aftar Heer. than When i sodamysz it it'll Will bea lyke i Was layering Pipe on Mary almonds.
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby conjurer » October 31st 2017, 6:33pm

Mark1 wrote:Ewe gEts too ware yoo soMe majical unDerWares toO. AyE hopE yu was warin tHem WHen shee Kicked yoU inn Thu TestEskulls. LoLolOlulz.


it Hert like Hell mr. One. it Wuz the 3rd Most paynefull thing That evar happaned Two me GODAM it.
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby smellody » October 31st 2017, 6:35pm

Conjurner. Womce yew gid the majic undrs an licke the saliilisard yew can know lownger sawdemyze yer dawgs.

Allsew know dreank',ore cawfee.
   
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby conjurer » October 31st 2017, 6:56pm

smellody wrote:Conjurner. Womce yew gid the majic undrs an licke the saliilisard yew can know lownger sawdemyze yer dawgs.

Allsew know dreank',ore cawfee.


wate, Whot?? know caufee, hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch, or sodamy?? this Is bullSHIT GODAM it!! the dingalburrys frum The church didn't Knott saye Anythang abut thiss!!!!
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Re: i Half decyded Two becumm a Mormen!!

Postby smellody » October 31st 2017, 7:16pm

Ist trew. Know cauwfee. Know coke (knose kandy eifer). Yew half two drynk calfine-fri pepzi collas.

All sew know sawdemyzing the wimens.

Butt yew fur get to take a bathe in a fanci hawt tub and goe to a casile lyke in dizney-lamd all sew. Eye this k yew gud Fri dizney admizzions!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@
   
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