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Life In NYC

Postby TemerityB » October 26th 2017, 9:46am

Bet this isn't a headline in your local news:

Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders


http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Su ... wt_NYBrand
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Re: Life In NYC

Postby foghorn » October 26th 2017, 10:04am

Sounds like this guy is a prime suspect.



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Re: Life In NYC

Postby conjurer » October 26th 2017, 10:09am

Actually, I've had to call the cops on several different snake-handlers over the years.
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Re: Life In NYC

Postby TemerityB » October 26th 2017, 2:25pm

conjurer wrote:Actually, I've had to call the cops on several different snake-handlers over the years.


I just thought the "nose-picking" part added just the right amount of city panache.
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Re: Life In NYC

Postby Mark1 » October 26th 2017, 2:29pm

TemerityB wrote:
conjurer wrote:Actually, I've had to call the cops on several different snake-handlers over the years.


I just thought the "nose-picking" part added just the right amount of city panache.


Because the first part wasn't quite disturbing enough evidently.
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Re: Life In NYC

Postby hcharles » October 26th 2017, 2:58pm

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Re: Life In NYC

Postby AJC » October 26th 2017, 3:27pm

E train 53rd St? Well, Manhattan is the freak show of NYC.

Just imagine what this fucker would do if he had a third hand!
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