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Evine-now showin

Postby kevco » October 19th 2017, 7:05pm

You guys gotta check it out :o
They are actually sitting IN THE WATER.

Is that a Butter Finger or a Baby Ruth?

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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby Mortuus » October 19th 2017, 7:29pm

I personally wouldn't mind being in the water with the lovely & gracious Heather Haul... :twisted:

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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby JAS1125 » October 20th 2017, 2:53am

Saw this last night....couldn't believe it
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby kevco » October 20th 2017, 6:14am

JAS1125 wrote:Saw this last night....couldn't believe it



It was the most bizarre, f'up'ed thing I have YET to see from them. The next thing you know they will have Melissa Miner dressed as Lady Godiva riding a white steed facing backwards with a bunch of watches hanging from her neck.



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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby Rusty » October 20th 2017, 9:18am

kevco wrote:You guys gotta check it out :o
They are actually sitting IN THE WATER.

Is that a Butter Finger or a Baby Ruth?

:x


Hey, how else would you demonstrate the water resistance of the product........or relieve yourself during the long air shifts.....? :mrgreen:

Actually, kevco, I laughed loudly at your Baby Ruth observation. Shades of Caddyshack.
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby hcharles » October 20th 2017, 10:59am

Rusty wrote:
kevco wrote:You guys gotta check it out :o
They are actually sitting IN THE WATER.

Is that a Butter Finger or a Baby Ruth?

:x


Hey, how else would you demonstrate the water resistance of the product........or relieve yourself during the long air shifts.....? :mrgreen:

Actually, kevco, I laughed loudly at your Baby Ruth observation. Shades of Caddyshack.

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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby JAS1125 » October 20th 2017, 11:17am

This calls for one of Conj's Lalo stories.....his habit of eating baked beans with his fingers would have had some bubbly consequences
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby TemerityB » October 20th 2017, 3:08pm

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This is what you do when you have nothing but shit to sell.
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby conjurer » October 20th 2017, 3:23pm

TemerityB wrote:Image

This is what you do when you have nothing but shit to sell.


That's gotta be Photoshopped. With Eyal in there, one would expect a couple inches of scum on the surface of the water.
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby Bigjimzlll » October 20th 2017, 3:45pm

I can honestly say I've never seen Evine...even while switching through channels....but somehow I ended up there last night....I thought it was a joke at first. Eyal even sounded more effeminate than usual. The watch was some POS with diamonds on the hands....How can they still be in business
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby spanky1 » October 20th 2017, 5:22pm

TemerityB wrote:Image

This is what you do when you have nothing but shit to sell.


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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby Mortuus » October 20th 2017, 6:37pm

kevco wrote:It was the most bizarre, f'up'ed thing I have YET to see from them. The next thing you know they will have Melissa Miner dressed as Lady Godiva riding a white steed facing backwards with a bunch of watches hanging from her neck.

Donny-2.jpg

Wow, now there's an image that isn't gonna go away any time soon...yecch!

And damned if old Donnie O and Melissa "Cole" Miner (AKA "Apple-Head") don't look nice and comfy together! Given the position of her left hand, it looks like 'ol Mel got home late from work that night...oh well, I guess 'ol Donnie has to grab an extra nut when and wherever he can, though you'd think he was getting enough at home with his wife and sister... :???: :scratch: :-o ... :|

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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby conjurer » October 20th 2017, 6:56pm

They're at it again on the Urine right now; they have a male model who looks he just got out some Russian prison, named "Itor."
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Postby TemerityB » October 20th 2017, 7:00pm

conjurer wrote:They're at it again on the Urine right now; they have a male model who looks he just got out some Russian prison, named "Itor."


And, of course, The South Florida Crack Whores (TM).
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby conjurer » October 20th 2017, 7:14pm

Kendy Kornholer looks positively radiant tonight. Her slender wrist looks great wearing the 54mm Popeye Venom Ltd. Edition Quartz Chronograph Watch.
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby kevco » October 20th 2017, 7:52pm

Showing a 63mm sumpin' or other with 729 diamonds on the dial.
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby Mortuus » October 20th 2017, 7:57pm

conjurer wrote:Kendy Kornholer looks positively radiant tonight. Her slender wrist looks great wearing the 54mm Popeye Venom Ltd. Edition Quartz Chronograph Watch.

I especially like the up-the-skirt camera angle on her...but the dude with her -- I don't know him -- needs to die, and die now. He keeps saying "WHAAAT?!" in a really loud, obnoxious voice every time KK says how few are left of each POS...HE NEEDS TO BE TORTURED, MAIMED and KILLED, do you HEAR ME? What a fucking shower-jouster...

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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby conjurer » October 20th 2017, 8:16pm

Mortuus wrote:
conjurer wrote:Kendy Kornholer looks positively radiant tonight. Her slender wrist looks great wearing the 54mm Popeye Venom Ltd. Edition Quartz Chronograph Watch.

I especially like the up-the-skirt camera angle on her...but the dude with her -- I don't know him -- needs to die, and die now. He keeps saying "WHAAAT?!" in a really loud, obnoxious voice every time KK says how few are left of each POS...HE NEEDS TO BE TORTURED, MAIMED and KILLED, do you HEAR ME? What a fucking shower-jouster...


why Ewe dammned Old gote that's Is justin Zimmar hoo Noes ali Moore aboot Invicter then Anyjuan else GODAM it. he's Iz tim Tempal lyte.
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby TemerityB » October 21st 2017, 6:58am

Ya know - standing in water like this? I guarantee you that if LaDingo was selling "Pro Divers," he didn't have the nuts to swish one in the water. I'd bet the ranch on it.
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Re: Evine-now showin

Postby Mortuus » October 21st 2017, 4:21pm

conjurer wrote:
Mortuus wrote:
conjurer wrote:Kendy Kornholer looks positively radiant tonight. Her slender wrist looks great wearing the 54mm Popeye Venom Ltd. Edition Quartz Chronograph Watch.

I especially like the up-the-skirt camera angle on her...but the dude with her -- I don't know him -- needs to die, and die now. He keeps saying "WHAAAT?!" in a really loud, obnoxious voice every time KK says how few are left of each POS...HE NEEDS TO BE TORTURED, MAIMED and KILLED, do you HEAR ME? What a fucking shower-jouster...


why Ewe dammned Old gote that's Is justin Zimmar hoo Noes ali Moore aboot Invicter then Anyjuan else GODAM it. he's Iz tim Tempal lyte.

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