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Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 9:37am

So anyway I was home from Afghanistan last week and decided to get my ashes hauled you planks. I was home at the Margaret Thatcher Counsel Estates in London you cocks and Petunia was out of town so I got a whore & got super jaked and did some blow and Sew fourth. The slut blew me good and let me roger her arsehole, and the next morning I was staggering around like a feeb you spastics and out on the Strand. Some sort of parade was going by but my noggin hurt so bad from the Hangover you cocks I didnt know what. Than some spastic wog starts screaming 'allah accabar' in my fucking ear and all the sudden I was back in khandahar you fucks, and without thinking I pull my (unregistered) Glock 19 and double-tapped the fucking wog in his head the cock. I see the filthy wog laying deader then Julius Caesar down on the pavement and I think, Jaysus Christ, Dirty, its life in prison for you my son if you don't leg it and avoid assisting the roozers with their enquiries the spastics. Then a copper is on me and there I am, your flower of British boyhood, on the ground with about twenty stones worth of roozers on my arse.

It came out all right, though you cocks because it turns out Johnny Jihad had a belly bomb and was about to set it off as good Queen Liz went by in her Bentley the cock, and Dirty saved the day by airing out the wog. So now its Sir Dirty you planks. So you can all fuck off and die and spread cooking fat on your balls and put that in your pipes and smoke 'em you fucks.

Best Loving Regards, Sir Dirtbox, VC, OBE.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby gerdson » October 14th 2017, 10:19am

Sir Dirtbox? What comes next You dirty plank? Her Majesty? How come things are getting to Your head when You don't have one for fuck's sake, You rotten spastic.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby foghorn » October 14th 2017, 10:29am

Sew wut??
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby smellody » October 14th 2017, 2:15pm

Gawd Damn Sir Dirtbox. Let me be the first to congratulate you on a job well done. Damn it
   
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby Pubbie » October 14th 2017, 2:50pm

Very good but were you "rocking" an awesome "piece"? I mean apart from the Glock?
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby Falstaff » October 14th 2017, 2:50pm

Barry Lyndon in 2017.
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Postby MKTheVintageBloke » October 14th 2017, 3:04pm

Damn fine job, Sir Dirtbox. I bet you're going to celebrate it by joyfully shagging Petunia in the arse, and a few buckets of the finest cooking fat.
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Postby biglove » October 14th 2017, 8:22pm

I am thinking Dirtbox ate the wrong mushrooms.
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Postby Mark1 » October 14th 2017, 9:24pm

Sounds like a slow night at the Goble Tavern wanker.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 10:19pm

Haha, you Yank planks make Sir Dirty laugh hard you cocks. Lets look-see whos got the Order of the British fucking Empire you planks--Dirty does. What about the rest of you knob-polishing spastics? Ummm. None. Hows about a Victoria fucking Cross? Mr. Bayoo-Trotter? Nope. Herr Gerdenheimer? Ahh, no. Im next in line to get my joint copped by Camilla Pork-Her-Bowels over hear, with the Horse Guards standing by and applauding when I get my gun. So before you start braking my balls, think about that when I fly the next BOAC Comet over their and sodomised youre bungwholes with a hole bunch of cooking fat you fucks.

ISIS: NAUGHT.

DIRTY: ONE.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 10:20pm

smellody wrote:Gawd Damn Sir Dirtbox. Let me be the first to congratulate you on a job well done. Damn it


Your all right for a Yank you spastic.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 10:26pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:Damn fine job, Sir Dirtbox. I bet you're going to celebrate it by joyfully shagging Petunia in the arse, and a few buckets of the finest cooking fat.


Yeah right you right cock. Just remember what that Crippling cock used to right:

'It's Dirty this and Dirty that, and Dirty, hows youre soul?

But its thing red line of 'eroes when the drums begin to roll.'

I reckon Ill get a few Gerkas and look you up mate. Than well see who gets the cooking fat you plank.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 10:28pm

foghorn wrote:Sew wut??


If you werent so old I suppose Id have to fly over to Merica and sodomise youre arse for saying that you cock. But Ive got better things to do, like having sex with a bunch of birds in Mayfare and soiling there faces with my young ceed.
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Postby conjurer » October 14th 2017, 10:29pm

Falstaff wrote:Barry Lyndon in 2017.


That filum made me spew you spastic wanker.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby Mortuus » October 14th 2017, 10:46pm

good4u, saladtosser; tis shame u can't see how far over my GAS [Give A SHIT] meter is pegged, you dripping dweezel-dick. enjoy your nitehood, 4 u will knot N-joy it long, young sir-spanks a lot! no hard fealingz; hav hapy thots ass the meth eats away the 'namel off yore teeth, sur durtbitch. ewe couldn't fuk yore whey outta a wet bagg...unless u thot yore nekkid mum wuzz own the udder side, 'ol boxy! :lol:
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Postby Wasp » October 15th 2017, 4:52am

Heartwarming.
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Re: Loco Boy Makes Good You Cocks

Postby relaxer7 » October 17th 2017, 8:38am

A lovely tale.
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