Bad Jokes apology

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Bad Jokes apology

Postby koimaster » September 22nd 2017, 11:22am

Over the past few years I have received many funny images/jokes and emailed them to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.

Unfortunately, I seemed to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow.

So, from now on, I am only e-mailing pictures of old monuments, nature, and other cultural sights which are educational.

On a recent trip, I just happened to capture this fantastic shot of a palm tree……







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Sincere Apologies To Everyone


Over the past few months I have forwarded some inappropriate pictures and jokes
To friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.

Unfortunately this wasn't the case and I seem to have upset quite
A few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow.

If you were one of these people, please accept my sincerest apologies.

From now on I will only post or send e-mail with a cultural or
Educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting topics.

Below is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris . It is the oldest bridge
In Paris and took 26 years to build. It was completed in 1604.


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When you walk out the door in the
morning and see this in the sky:


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Just go back in the house, pour
another cup of coffee, and stay
there. It probably isn't going
to be a good day









We are in trouble...


The population of this country is 300 million.




160 million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the work.



There are 85 million in school.



Which leaves 55 million to do the work.



Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.




Leaving 15 million to do the work.




2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.




Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.




Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.



And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.



At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.




Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.




Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.




A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United State s.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank
you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food
stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America and giving me free education and
medical care!"

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
Shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America, my wonderful
housing and food stamps!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not
American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The lady checks her watch and says.."Probably at work."
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With the lilt of Irish laughter

Every day and in every way

Now forever and ever after."
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Re: Bad Jokes apology

Postby Wasp » September 23rd 2017, 5:39am

Proper classical curricula. Humor on the seesaw is enriching. Both sides baby, both sides.

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