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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby catnap » May 13th 2013, 2:06pm

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catnap wrote:Who gives a fuck about the watch, how much do you want for that cap sailor?


Piss on the watch...fuck the cap...how much for that gayly patterned Hawaiian shirt, sport?

That is bursting at the seams with swagger and class sir!

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I get it, you want it cause it will match that Gold lookin Ivicta right?
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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby Bkc97 » May 13th 2013, 2:15pm

Gold lookin? Sir, it's real Swiss Gold layering, bonded with the surgical grade stainless steel at the fucking MOLECULAR level! It's as good as solid gold! It can't wear off! If you nick it or scratch it, you see nothing but gold underneath! It's a RESERVE LEVEL timepiece!

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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby catnap » May 13th 2013, 2:17pm

Bkc97 wrote:Gold lookin? Sir, it's real Swiss Gold layering, bonded with the surgical grade stainless steel at the fucking MOLECULAR level! It's as good as solid gold! It can't wear off! If you nick it or scratch it, you see nothing but gold underneath! It's a RESERVE LEVEL timepiece!


A watch like that deserves a shirt like this. Only for the cap though sailor.
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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby catnap » May 13th 2013, 10:55pm

catnap wrote:
Bkc97 wrote:Gold lookin? Sir, it's real Swiss Gold layering, bonded with the surgical grade stainless steel at the fucking MOLECULAR level! It's as good as solid gold! It can't wear off! If you nick it or scratch it, you see nothing but gold underneath! It's a RESERVE LEVEL timepiece!


A watch like that deserves a shirt like this. Only for the cap though sailor.

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Have to say it was a little large for my head, had to stuff it with a few pages from this months 'Seamen Fancy'. I must remember to pick up a pumpkin to stand it on, shame to loose its shape.
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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby Bkc97 » May 14th 2013, 6:06am

Thank you for the Hawaiian shirt- its quite gay-but what the hell is all over it? This thing is like a glazed donut! At least it doesn't need a hanger, it stands up by itself.
I'm really afraid to even touch it!
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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby catnap » May 14th 2013, 6:16am

Bkc97 wrote:Thank you for the Hawaiian shirt- its quite gay-but what the hell is all over it? This thing is like a glazed donut! At least it doesn't need a hanger, it stands up by itself.
I'm really afraid to even touch it!

Sorry man. Few of the guys came over last nite and we had a little game of piggy in the middle. I guessing youve figured whose turn it was to be piggy. Hey a pic of you in it would be great.
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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby Bkc97 » May 14th 2013, 7:49am

A pic of me in it? Not going to happen.

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These hazmat guys just showed up to remove it.

Also, the entire neighborhood has been evacuated due to a contaminated cheese smell wafting from the room where the shirt is standing...
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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby catnap » May 14th 2013, 8:13am

Bkc97 wrote:A pic of me in it? Not going to happen.

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These hazmat guys just showed up to remove it.

Also, the entire neighborhood has been evacuated due to a contaminated cheese smell wafting from the room where the shirt is standing...

Fuck it tell them Hamzat guys to leave it out front, I'm coming over. Waste of a fucking good shirt. I'll leave your hat out front on the pumpkin. Tell your neighbours not to shoot.
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Re: Thoughts on a Breitling

Postby MAX » May 25th 2013, 3:12am

I sold a perfectly good Rolex to buy a Breitling SuperOcean. Never regretted it for a second.

Oh yeah, I got the hat and chocolates and books for several years until 9/11

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