New here to WL

New here to WL

Postby Poppabarker » August 22nd 2016, 4:21pm

Hey! I'm new here. Thought I should play by the rules and introduce myself. Name is Ken. I collect all sorts of watches, both pocket and wrist. Looking forward to being a part of this elite gathering! ;)
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Re: New members - Introduce yourselves

Postby Tzimisces » August 22nd 2016, 4:53pm

Elite, eh?

Flattery is good. Welcome!
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Re: New members - Introduce yourselves

Postby biglove » August 22nd 2016, 4:59pm

Well, hello Ken.

Have any good poop stories to amuse those of us with a sophomoric and disturbed sense of humor?

If not, what is your opinion on personal hygiene, i.e. linoleum, runner, Berber or deep shag?
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Re: New here to WL

Postby TemerityB » August 22nd 2016, 5:57pm

Hello to ya. Interested in your watch interests first and foremost. Have fun.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby Racer-X » August 22nd 2016, 6:02pm

Welcome Ken! Looking forward to seeing your collection.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby tiktok » August 22nd 2016, 6:20pm

Welcome, we love wartch shots.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby Thunder1 » August 22nd 2016, 7:33pm

Welcome to the asylum, Ken...
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Re: New here to WL

Postby conjurer » August 22nd 2016, 7:43pm

Welcome, goddamn it!
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Re: New here to WL

Postby smellody » August 22nd 2016, 9:18pm

Well, let's see 'em.
   
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Re: New here to WL

Postby conjurer » August 22nd 2016, 9:48pm

smellody wrote:Well, let's see 'em.


Like Dr. Smells said. We want to see watch pics, and we want to see 'em goddamned fast, savvy? Give!
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Re: New here to WL

Postby Falstaff » August 23rd 2016, 5:28am

If by "elite gathering" you mean a barroom full of irascible, curmudgeonly, opinionated, short-tempered SOBs who call a spade a spade - but who'll also have your back when the need arises, then yes, that's us. Welcome.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby Britboy » August 23rd 2016, 8:19am

Welcome Poppabarker, have fun.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby Wasp » August 23rd 2016, 9:59am

I'm here just for the pictures. I don't read the stories, 'hep a bruddah out.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby eddiea » September 6th 2016, 4:03pm

Do you by any chance own a Rolex Ken?
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Re: New here to WL

Postby spanky1 » September 6th 2016, 4:06pm

Welcome, now show us your Invicta collection.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby biglove » September 6th 2016, 4:48pm

I do believe he has disappeared?
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Re: New here to WL

Postby codguy » September 7th 2016, 4:27am

Poppabarker wrote:Looking forward to being a part of this elite gathering!


Obviously not.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby bedlam » September 7th 2016, 5:29pm

Gone already? FFS
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Re: New here to WL

Postby conjurer » September 7th 2016, 5:31pm

We didn't really even break his balls much.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby smellody » September 7th 2016, 6:27pm

I said, "show us your shit" and he quickly departed. Plank.
   
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Re: New here to WL

Postby tiktok » September 7th 2016, 7:11pm

^^^ your foul mouth must have scared the bitch off.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby 3Flushes » September 7th 2016, 7:44pm

Well, thanks for stopping by, Ken. Tell all of your friends.
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Re: New here to WL

Postby Mortuus » September 7th 2016, 8:53pm

Say, eye dono who dis eggboit tinks he is, buttchew just don't introduck yourself like dat, an den split loik yuzz pants is on foire,for cripes sake! Hey, Conj, did guy's pissen me awf oveuh here. Why don'tchuh kneecap dis dumfuck, hah?

Ah, dat's bettah!

Hey, numbo, show us yuh fuckin' watch pickchezz, or I'll get Alphonse to kneecap yer udder fucken kneecap, hah?

Obviouslee, dis guy kneeleth knot before duh powuh of duh Lords. Eye tink it's toim for duh local drywall guys to deal wit dis one...

Hey, needledick! You still in dere?

Awl right, boys; we done give 'im uh chance, din't wheez? I tink we did...

De steaks at Delmonico's are on me dis week...
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Re: New here to WL

Postby conjurer » September 7th 2016, 9:49pm

Mortuus wrote:Say, eye dono who dis eggboit tinks he is, buttchew just don't introduck yourself like dat, an den split loik yuzz pants is on foire,for cripes sake! Hey, Conj, did guy's pissen me awf oveuh here. Why don'tchuh kneecap dis dumfuck, hah?

Ah, dat's bettah!

Hey, numbo, show us yuh fuckin' watch pickchezz, or I'll get Alphonse to kneecap yer udder fucken kneecap, hah?

Obviouslee, dis guy kneeleth knot before duh powuh of duh Lords. Eye tink it's toim for duh local drywall guys to deal wit dis one...

Hey, needledick! You still in dere?

Awl right, boys; we done give 'im uh chance, din't wheez? I tink we did...

De steaks at Delmonico's are on me dis week...


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