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Postby Tzimisces » June 30th 2016, 5:47am

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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby BoseefusJones » June 30th 2016, 8:00am

Mortuus wrote:I suppose I should be nicer, but you're either one of the least literate med students I've ever encountered, or you're using Google Translate to go from your native tongue to English and back again. Granted, I could be mankind a big mistake here, and, if so, I do hope you'll forgive me.

OBTW, that's a lovely clock, Mr. Jones.

Apropos of nothing, have you ever used the name "jojo" before? Just curious.

And there I go, digressing again. Welcome to the forum. Where do you study medicine? How much longer do you have until your residency? What specialty are you looking at? Sorry to be so nosy, but the field of medicine holds a very high level of fascination for me.

Anyhow, I do hope you enjoy the forum, Mr. Jones. an aye hop ewe half lost off phunn hear, two. searyestly. ;)


Hey there, first no worries I promise I am literate although to what level I can not speak. I'm a run of the mill american white guy born in New Jersey so that may speak to the literacy issue more than anything so my only excuse is I am usually very tired and I don't read through post before sending them. My main concern when replying is just trying to reply and become present in the community, I do apologize for the sloppiness.

I am a third year med student started an MUDNJ and am now at UT in San Antonio. I always wanted to finish with a Trauma Surgery Residency but a few recent leg surgeries have made that impossible so I am now rethinking things but one never knows until they are exposed to everything during their rotations through all the specialties.

Great phonetic work buy the way and thank you about the comment on the clock.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Tzimisces » June 30th 2016, 8:07am

Proctologist. Few want to be one, and a surplus of rapidly aging Boomer assholes that will need attending to.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Falstaff » June 30th 2016, 8:21am

Is that "Hello (comma) All Boseefus is happy...or "Hello All (comma) Boseefus is happy..."? If it is the first, that suggests that this Boseefus is quite a bit larger than we imagined - as in "All Absurdistan supports the workers' heroic fight to increase the national potato yield!" If it is the second, then - welcome.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby BoseefusJones » June 30th 2016, 8:29am

Falstaff wrote:Is that "Hello (comma) All Boseefus is happy...or "Hello All (comma) Boseefus is happy..."? If it is the first, that suggests that this Boseefus is quite a bit larger than we imagined - as in "All Absurdistan supports the workers' heroic fight to increase the national potato yield!" If it is the second, then - welcome.


It should actually read, "Hello all...Boseefus is happy to be here?".
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Mortuus » June 30th 2016, 10:23am

biglove wrote:
Mortuus wrote:I remember that story...I thought the one about the dookeys was better, though.


Dookeys? Please elaborate.

Well, actually the term is "dukeys." I can't believe you never read this one, 'Loaf, as it is Conjurer's Dukey Cri de Couer...here t'is:

viewtopic.php?f=154&t=15573&hilit=dukeys+i+have+known

Avoid staining beverages while reading...
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby conjurer » June 30th 2016, 10:30am

Mortuus wrote:
biglove wrote:
Mortuus wrote:I remember that story...I thought the one about the dookeys was better, though.


Dookeys? Please elaborate.

Well, actually the term is "dukeys." I can't believe you never read this one, 'Loaf, as it is Conjurer's Dukey Cri de Couer...here t'is:

http://watchlords.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... have+known

Avoid staining beverages while reading...


Thankfully, after checking the time stamp on the post, I was probably at least slightly jaked when I wrote this. Maybe even pretty jaked.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Mortuus » June 30th 2016, 11:11am

conjurer wrote:
Mortuus wrote:
biglove wrote:
Mortuus wrote:I remember that story...I thought the one about the dookeys was better, though.


Dookeys? Please elaborate.

Well, actually the term is "dukeys." I can't believe you never read this one, 'Loaf, as it is Conjurer's Dukey Cri de Couer...here t'is:

http://watchlords.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... have+known

Avoid staining beverages while reading...


Thankfully, after checking the time stamp on the post, I was probably at least slightly jaked when I wrote this. Maybe even pretty jaked.

Whether you were jaked or not, it is a true masterpiece of dukeyness, and you should feel nothing but pride in its accomplishment:

"I went inside, and found a log of shit sticking out of the toilet like an Edwardian table-leg, at least six or eight inches proud of the seat, a James Cameron nightmare of how the Titanic looked just before slipping under the waves of the Mighty Atlantic."

Brilliant. It should win a pull-it-surprise...
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby gerdson » June 30th 2016, 12:00pm

Velkommen, for helvede!
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Mortuus » June 30th 2016, 12:10pm

Tzimisces wrote:Proctologist. Few want to be one, and a surplus of rapidly aging Boomer assholes that will need attending to.
FWIW

Yes, but it's a tight field to break into, though a few openings are showing up as the 'Boomers get older. :shock:
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby biglove » June 30th 2016, 1:50pm

Mortuus wrote:
biglove wrote:
Mortuus wrote:I remember that story...I thought the one about the dookeys was better, though.


Dookeys? Please elaborate.

Well, actually the term is "dukeys." I can't believe you never read this one, 'Loaf, as it is Conjurer's Dukey Cri de Couer...here t'is:

viewtopic.php?f=154&t=15573&hilit=dukeys+i+have+known

Avoid staining beverages while reading...


Sweet Jeebus! How did I miss this one?
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Postby Ofcmark » June 30th 2016, 5:29pm

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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby BoseefusJones » July 5th 2016, 8:00am

BoseefusJones wrote:
Mortuus wrote:I suppose I should be nicer, but you're either one of the least literate med students I've ever encountered, or you're using Google Translate to go from your native tongue to English and back again. Granted, I could be mankind a big mistake here, and, if so, I do hope you'll forgive me.

OBTW, that's a lovely clock, Mr. Jones.

Apropos of nothing, have you ever used the name "jojo" before? Just curious.

And there I go, digressing again. Welcome to the forum. Where do you study medicine? How much longer do you have until your residency? What specialty are you looking at? Sorry to be so nosy, but the field of medicine holds a very high level of fascination for me.

Anyhow, I do hope you enjoy the forum, Mr. Jones. an aye hop ewe half lost off phunn hear, two. searyestly. ;)


Hey there, first no worries I promise I am literate although to what level I can not speak. I'm a run of the mill american white guy born in New Jersey so that may speak to the literacy issue more than anything so my only excuse is I am usually very tired and I don't read through post before sending them. My main concern when replying is just trying to reply and become present in the community, I do apologize for the sloppiness.

I am a third year med student started an MUDNJ and am now at UT in San Antonio. I always wanted to finish with a Trauma Surgery Residency but a few recent leg surgeries have made that impossible so I am now rethinking things but one never knows until they are exposed to everything during their rotations through all the specialties.

Great phonetic work buy the way and thank you about the comment on the clock.
Cheers.


Sorry I did not see your question about if I had ever used the name "Jojo" before, the answer is most definitely not. BoseefusJones is a pseudonym though, I find it illicits a certain backwoods Appalachian ignorance that my northeastern roots and sensibilities find both hilarious and terrifying,
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Mortuus » July 5th 2016, 3:15pm

Makes sense to me (or "Tummy" if you happen to be from Rio Lindo or Perth-Fremantle). Am very glad you're here, Bosee; a good sense of humor is a must 'round heah.
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Postby artman » July 5th 2016, 3:34pm

Welcome. Sorry to high jack your thread, but I'd like to hear more about the Dookeys too.
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Postby Tzimisces » July 5th 2016, 5:28pm

Cecil this thread? Allow me.


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Postby BoseefusJones » July 6th 2016, 10:28am

Tzimisces wrote:Cecil this thread? Allow me.


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and you know he's got one sweet set of abs.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby conjurer » July 6th 2016, 12:02pm

I'd assume that Jesus would be the one pitching.
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Postby foghorn » July 6th 2016, 12:04pm

conjurer wrote:I'd assume that Jesus would be the one pitching.




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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby conjurer » July 6th 2016, 12:08pm

foghorn wrote:
conjurer wrote:I'd assume that Jesus would be the one pitching.




It is more blessed to give..........


I hope you realize you're going straight to fucking hell, you blasphemer.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Mortuus » July 6th 2016, 1:14pm

Hey! I've heard of them! Designer Bones! Like the Bill Blass Femur... :?
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Tzimisces » July 6th 2016, 3:07pm

conjurer wrote:I'd assume that Jesus would be the one pitching.

Well, he's the first and the last, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby conjurer » July 6th 2016, 3:13pm

Enjoy the Ninth Circle, you discusting liver-spotted fatbody blasphemers.
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Re: Hello All Boseefus is happy to be here

Postby Wasp » July 10th 2016, 5:13am

Sorry I did not see your question about if I had ever used the name "Jojo" before, the answer is most definitely not. BoseefusJones is a pseudonym though, I find it illicits a certain backwoods Appalachian ignorance that my northeastern roots and sensibilities find both hilarious and terrifying,
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