Hi from a newbie

Hi from a newbie

Postby Watch_now » June 28th 2016, 5:36am

Hi everyone!

I've just joined the forum.

I like watches (have 3 of them) and I'm also interested in wearables although I'm not a big fan of smartwatches. I'll try learn as much as I can from all of you and contribute my grain of sand whenever I can.

Cheers!
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Wasp » June 28th 2016, 6:29am

Would you kindly post several pics of in your consideration unwearable configurations.

I do have an avatar that I could lease to you but I will not bull into the industry that is adroitly managed by several here. I on the other hand will gladly lease to you a spiffy new member name at an incredible introductory price. Watch-now is so yesterday.

Offer expires tomorrow! act now. Order today and I will include a second member name absolutely free, just pay separate shipping and handling. Several famous celebrities such as Enos Faquats and the beloved 40's film star Freda MucCanfus have been satisfied customers.

Since you are a member I'll help you out.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby codguy » June 28th 2016, 7:27am

Watch_now wrote:I've just joined the forum.


He says on post #1

Has got to be the lamest fucking introduction post here ever.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby conjurer » June 28th 2016, 8:17am

Welcome, goddamn it!
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby koimaster » June 28th 2016, 9:40am

:fsd:

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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby TemerityB » June 28th 2016, 11:41am

Welcome.

This won't end well.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby bedlam » June 28th 2016, 5:16pm

Do we do noobs now? Is it really fair on him if we do?

Welcome watch-now, be careful what you wish for, becoming a member here can present a steep learning curve ;-)
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Racer-X » June 28th 2016, 5:58pm

Welcome. Would love to see pics of your collection.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby biglove » June 28th 2016, 7:25pm

$10 this guy wants to sell us crap.

If not, welcome.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Mortuus » June 29th 2016, 10:33pm

TemerityB wrote:Welcome.

This won't end well.

Yup.

Welcome anyway. though.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Falstaff » June 30th 2016, 8:09am

What kind of wearables? Mukluks? Arab straps? Wizarding robes? Ladies' dainties? Asbestos gloves? Pickelhauben? Oxygen masks? Press-on nails? Tattoos? For fuck's sake, you need to narrow it down a little. We ain't got all day.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Ofcmark » June 30th 2016, 5:32pm

Welcome, hold on for the ride sometimes things get rough around here
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Dr.Morningwood » June 30th 2016, 5:45pm

Welcome to our happy place.
We are an ornery bunch, but we will grow on you like an unwanted wart.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Mortuus » July 1st 2016, 9:22pm

Dr.Morningwood wrote:Welcome to our happy place.
We are an ornery bunch, but we will grow on you like an unwanted wart.

Or a bad case of jock itch...or athlete's foot fungus. Or maybe ringworm. Ooh! Ooh! I know! Under-the-toenail fungus!! Just ask Conjurer; he's had that one for years; it's very common in elderly men who've handled a lot of dukies in their younger days... :?
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Luftwafflles » July 3rd 2016, 10:32am

Welcome.
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Re: Hi from a newbie

Postby Tzimisces » July 3rd 2016, 10:50am

Falstaff wrote:What kind of wearables? Mukluks? Arab straps? Wizarding robes? Ladies' dainties? Asbestos gloves? Pickelhauben? Oxygen masks? Press-on nails? Tattoos? For fuck's sake, you need to narrow it down a little. We ain't got all day.

Theoretically, it could be all of the above.
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