Greetings from Singapore

Greetings from Singapore

Postby amanosg » May 23rd 2016, 1:58am

Hello everyone. I'm Joseph from Singapore. Pretty new to the horology scene. Cheers!
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby bedlam » May 23rd 2016, 2:08am

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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby JAS1125 » May 23rd 2016, 3:12am

amanosg wrote:Hello everyone. I'm Joseph from Singapore. Pretty new to the horology scene. Cheers!


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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby Wasp » May 23rd 2016, 4:05am

Please endeavor a paragraph or three telling us about yourself. With that we can develop a foundation for intercourse. As it stands pineapples are being freshly culled from the field. So how did you get to the Lion City?

I hear tell Invicta has a Merlion Hydromax debuting next week. Skulls at the hour markers, check it out!
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby biglove » May 23rd 2016, 5:38am

Any good hookers and blow over there?
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby Thunder1 » May 23rd 2016, 6:45am

Welcome to the asylum...
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby Racer-X » May 23rd 2016, 7:47am

Hey Joseph and welcome. Would love to see some of your collection.
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby conjurer » May 23rd 2016, 9:39am

Welcome, goddamn it! From your avatar, it looks like you're actually Baron Samedi!
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby tiktok » May 23rd 2016, 10:43am

biglove wrote:Any good hookers and blow over there?


Umm, no, they cane people for littering.
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby catnap » May 23rd 2016, 11:41am

Hello, Jeffrey. Where are you from?
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby foghorn » May 23rd 2016, 1:01pm

Welcome Timmy!~!!!
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby codguy » May 23rd 2016, 1:28pm

conjurer wrote: From your avatar


That is not an official WL avatar (we do not allow replica avatars to be used on this site)! Per TOS, only official avatars purchased from our avatar committee are allowed.

I recommend you re-read the TOS and present proof of authenticity.


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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby Hawk » May 23rd 2016, 2:00pm

biglove wrote:Any good hookers and blow over there?


Saint Jack with Ben Gazzara was fiction. Such things require the gentle touch of a native to navigate. The country is mildly conservative though nothing like their northern neighbor.

Blow can gin you up a mandatory death sentence in quantities of roughly 1 ounce. Not a good place for that sort of stuff. Get in the car and head north and you'll transit a place where it is sometimes suggested that female gymnasts wear burkas or find a different sport to compete in, continue driving north through Malaysia to the Thai border and all hell breaks loose in and around Hat Yai where the devout males from Malaysia go all secular for a little bit on the weekends. Blow, of the white powdered variety, is still best left off the menu. The sloppy type dispensed in sundry lean-tos in Hat Yai is a different matter. Yaba is generally ok in quantities that can consumed immediately.

Note that I have only read about these things and have no first or even second hand knowledge. I'll defer to our newest member on such things though my interest lies mostly along the Singapore Grand Prix - only 118 days off as of this writing.
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby Wasp » May 23rd 2016, 3:16pm

^ I know where you trained.
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby artman » May 23rd 2016, 3:37pm

Welcome Joseph. My wife and I enjoyed our stay in your country. Can you recommend any good watch stores in Singapore if we were to visit there again?
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby biglove » May 23rd 2016, 4:45pm

tiktok wrote:
biglove wrote:Any good hookers and blow over there?


Umm, no, they cane people for littering.



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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby Mortuus » May 23rd 2016, 5:33pm

I just love Singapore; it's where I bought my first Alba watch, not to mention finding out that there are no ugly women originating from there -- the ugly ones are imported from elsewhere -- and the subway stations are ranked by the average number of babes who routinely visit them. ***SIGH*** All of that lush, creamy skin, wrapped in clingy silk dresses, barely hiding perfect, gravity-defying little -- but-oh-so-firm -- booblets, fraught with perky, hard nerply-nerps. And let us not forget those tight, firm little arses, tapering down to a set of taut, perfectly shaped and impossibly long gams, ending with graceful and tiny feet, slipped gently into satin shoes...dang, where did all this drool suddenly come from...? Why, it's enough to make even George 'HOooooo-MY!' Takei change his outlook...woof!

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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby conjurer » May 23rd 2016, 5:41pm

Mortuus wrote:I just love Singapore; it's where I bought my first Alba watch, not to mention finding out that there are no ugly women originating from there -- the ugly ones are imported from elsewhere -- and the subway stations are ranked by the average number of babes who routinely visit them. ***SIGH*** All of that lush, creamy skin, wrapped in clingy silk dresses, barely hiding perfect, gravity-defying little -- but-oh-so-firm -- booblets, fraught with perky, hard nerply-nerps. And let us not forget those tight, firm little arses, tapering down to a set of taut, perfectly shaped and impossibly long gams, ending with graceful and tiny feet, slipped gently into satin shoes...dang, where did all this drool suddenly come from...? Why, it's enough to make even George 'HOooooo-MY!' Takei change his outlook...woof!
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby Mortuus » May 23rd 2016, 5:47pm

Hmmm...I thought I heard a gentle sound of tapping, as if someone were fapping, fapping at my chamber door... :?
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby hcharles » May 23rd 2016, 7:03pm

Mortuus wrote:Hmmm...I thought I heard a gentle sound of tapping, as if someone were fapping, fapping at my chamber door... :?


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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby conjurer » May 23rd 2016, 7:18pm

hcharles wrote:
Mortuus wrote:Hmmm...I thought I heard a gentle sound of tapping, as if someone were fapping, fapping at my chamber door... :?


Beware of the climax. It's going to get messy.


Yup. Remember what happened to the Admiral.
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby biglove » May 23rd 2016, 9:05pm

conjurer wrote:
hcharles wrote:
Mortuus wrote:Hmmm...I thought I heard a gentle sound of tapping, as if someone were fapping, fapping at my chamber door... :?


Beware of the climax. It's going to get messy.


Yup. Remember what happened to the Admiral.


...and the subsequent watch receiver who still can't scrub his left wrist enough to remove that dirty, dirty feeling.
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Re: Greetings from Singapore

Postby smellody » May 24th 2016, 8:31pm

Wow Mort. You area very accurate historian.
   
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