Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

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Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby Racer-X » February 24th 2017, 6:36pm

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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby SaoGage » February 24th 2017, 7:33pm

I'll file this one under comically large and unnecessarily heavy. That bracelet must weigh a fuckton.
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby conjurer » February 24th 2017, 7:42pm

That's Abissmal!!
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby biglove » February 24th 2017, 7:53pm

Looks like an obese J. Spring diver. My apologies to J. Spring for the comparison.

And it fits the average wrist quite well, no?

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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby SaoGage » February 24th 2017, 10:59pm

biglove wrote:Looks like an obese J. Spring diver. My apologies to J. Spring for the comparison.

And it fits the average wrist quite well, no?

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Great googally moogally :?: :shock:
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby bedlam » February 25th 2017, 12:49am

That is hilarious.
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby eddiea » February 25th 2017, 5:32am

bedlam wrote:That is hilarious.

But , think of the possibilities Carl.....no ballast needed ;)
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby conjurer » February 25th 2017, 6:34am

biglove wrote:Looks like an obese J. Spring diver. My apologies to J. Spring for the comparison.

And it fits the average wrist quite well, no?

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but at 45.5mm wide, 57mm lug to lug, and 277g on the bracelet, it feels as if it could work as both a dive watch and a dive weight.

The pic and the quote say it all. Unwearable, crass, vulgar, dumb. A parts-bin watch, with no imagination, no thought, no nothing.
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby TemerityB » February 25th 2017, 6:45am

Good lord, there's ol' waddlin' TT boy chiming in in the comments section. TT didn't like it 'cause it's a diver.
If that same watch was a $49 Stuhrling Original, not only would be buy it, he'd sleep with it.
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby codguy » February 25th 2017, 6:47am

conjurer wrote: Unwearable, crass, vulgar, dumb. A parts-bin watch, with no imagination, no thought, no nothing.


A perfect forum watch for WIT.
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby TemerityB » February 25th 2017, 6:51am

codguy wrote:
conjurer wrote: Unwearable, crass, vulgar, dumb. A parts-bin watch, with no imagination, no thought, no nothing.


A perfect forum watch for WIT.


I'd agree, but no value pays.
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby jason_recliner » February 25th 2017, 7:07am

That looks like shit.
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Re: Haldor Abissi 1000m Watch Review

Postby foghorn » February 25th 2017, 7:30am

They used to be one of my favorite dept. stores many years ago. I miss Haldors.
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