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John!! John!! Conjurer!! John!! Be made WHOLE!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 9th 2018, 2:58pm

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Postby codguy » January 9th 2018, 3:50pm

Nice snot rag.
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Postby Racer-X » January 9th 2018, 4:29pm

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Postby bedlam » January 9th 2018, 4:45pm

Thatz bootiful
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Postby JAS1125 » January 9th 2018, 5:21pm

If only there were a no holds barred, honest review somewhere so that you could be completely informed.....
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Postby biglove » January 9th 2018, 5:23pm

Oh, shit...here we go...
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Postby Mark1 » January 9th 2018, 5:36pm

That would look great with a lefty mod. Might have to sell some ferrets.
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Postby smellody » January 9th 2018, 5:47pm

I'm worried some goats are getting sodomized right about now.
   
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Postby conjurer » January 9th 2018, 11:28pm

JAS1125 wrote:If only there were a no holds barred, honest review somewhere so that you could be completely informed.....


Interestingly, I never actually did a review of the Smiths Everest; for once I was smart, and flipped the bastard as fast as I could to get it the fuck out of my house. As I recall, I sold it to some jamoke in India for about three bills (losing about $100 on the deal, and a small price to pay for not having to look at the fucking thing.)

I believe the whole bruhaha got started when I posted a rant here about Time Factors being closed for Christmas when I wanted to order the Everest. Naturally, I got worked up about the British with their Nanny state, their bad teeth, their strange, homoerotic games at private schools, and the fact that guys who work, you know, in fucking retail, probably shouldn't take time off for fucking Christmas.

Alas, this was picked up by Eddie Platts, or whatever the fuck his name is, at TZUK, which he posted there, thinking that it was pretty witty; not surprisingly, many of the English members of TZUK differed, and one of them called me an absolute penis. Alain, who was a member there, jumped into the fray to back me up, being the standup guy that he is. Unfortunately, he posted some intemperate comments about how the US saved the UK from speaking German twice, and other such things that I forget. Needless to say, the entire Special Relationship between the US and the UK hung in the balance, until things calmed the fuck down again.

Leave it to be said that the Smiths Everest is a piece of revolting fucking shit, and I've said this many, many times.
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Postby MKTheVintageBloke » January 10th 2018, 9:32am

If they wouldn't have made the dial a Rolex Explorer "hommidge" with a ridiculously oversized font, it really wouldn't be bad.

Timefactors makes some decent watches, notably the reissue of the Smiths milwatch - however, the Everest is quite definitely not among the decent ones.
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Postby TemerityB » January 10th 2018, 11:26am

conjurer wrote:
Leave it to be said that the Smiths Everest is a piece of revolting fucking shit, and I've said this many, many times.


It's taken me so long to compose myself after reading your tale of woe, John, that I've just visited my own Jolly Lesbian, and soon will arrive a brand new royal blue Squale dive watch to make up for all that angst. I mean, it's the least I can do.
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Postby conjurer » January 10th 2018, 12:03pm

TemerityB wrote:
conjurer wrote:
Leave it to be said that the Smiths Everest is a piece of revolting fucking shit, and I've said this many, many times.


It's taken me so long to compose myself after reading your tale of woe, John, that I've just visited my own Jolly Lesbian, and soon will arrive a brand new royal blue Squale dive watch to make up for all that angst. I mean, it's the least I can do.


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Postby fatman » January 10th 2018, 6:50pm

Congrats on the sweet watch, is it solar?
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