OH FFS!!!!

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OH FFS!!!!

Postby foghorn » October 19th 2017, 5:04am

I've read my share of BS sales posts but this is the best there is, best there was , and best there ever will be in the category.




http://forums.watchuseek.com/f29/fs-bau ... 56375.html
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby bobbee » October 19th 2017, 5:15am

Isn't that you Foggy? :D
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby codguy » October 19th 2017, 5:38am

I couldn't get past the food/water dish sitting on the carpeting.............

What is the guy selling?
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby foghorn » October 19th 2017, 5:42am

codguy wrote:I couldn't get past the food/water dish sitting on the carpeting.............

What is the guy selling?




Looks like maybe his shoes.
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby Wasp » October 19th 2017, 6:27am

Brilliant sales pitch. No doubt the rest of his life has similar dysfunction.
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby Wasp » October 19th 2017, 6:28am

Got it! One foot? why just one foot? It's CNT. ......busted.
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Postby iwasbanned » October 19th 2017, 6:45am

no wonder she cheated on him.
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby conjurer » October 19th 2017, 7:27am

codguy wrote:I couldn't get past the food/water dish sitting on the carpeting.............

What is the guy selling?


It appears the bitch got all the furniture.
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby TemerityB » October 19th 2017, 11:39am

Wow. I mean ... wow.
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby Racer-X » October 19th 2017, 11:51am

Pushed the LIKE button on that one!

Also +1 for "strumpet"
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Postby hcharles » October 22nd 2017, 12:18am

Looks like the watch was in a cat fight, and the cat won. Wow!
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Re: OH FFS!!!!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » October 23rd 2017, 12:22pm

BS, but very entartaining, that listing.
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