My Beater

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My Beater

Postby investigator » March 1st 2013, 2:50pm

Had this watch for about a year. It's my work watch. It came with a stainless stretch bracelet which I destroyed so I put a nato on it. It's taken quite a bit of abuse from constant impact vibrations to paint and putty. So far so good. $25, can't go wrong. Old camera seems to work nicely still too.

A bit of background about this shot. I figured it would be nice for me, as a newcomer, to post a photo of a watch I own. I wanted it to make a statement with a bit of added humor and this is what I came up with. I really like how it turned out. I had to dig in my closet for that bronze middle finger lighter and its a nod to you fucking haters. Cheers!

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Re: My Beater

Postby jason_recliner » March 1st 2013, 2:57pm

I only just noticed his new signature:

Investegater wrote:Hey! Asshole! Ya, you with the ugly face. Fuck you
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Who are you calling ugly?

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Re: My Beater

Postby foghorn » March 1st 2013, 3:00pm

The Nato is the wrong size for those lugs.

Nice looking watch save for the ill fitting strap. I guess if Bond could do it then so can you.
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Re: My Beater

Postby conjurer » March 1st 2013, 3:01pm

jason_recliner wrote:I only just noticed his new signature:

Investegater wrote:Hey! Asshole! Ya, you with the ugly face. Fuck you
conjurer, bigedsurf, Horse Feathers, codguy, Kahuna74, jason_recliner, AJC!


Who are you calling ugly?

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By the way, congratulations Conjurer on top billing. Nicely played, sir Image


Why, thank you, Toby. What a gracious complement!
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Re: My Beater

Postby investigator » March 1st 2013, 3:03pm

foghorn wrote:The Nato is the wrong size for those lugs.

Nice looking watch save for the ill fitting strap. I guess if Bond could do it then so can you.


Ya, it's just something I had laying around. It keeps it on my wrist and that's enough for this guy. Not going to win any fashion or style points but it works.

Here it is with the original strap: amazon.com/Timex-T2N302-Classics-White-Bracelet/dp/B003UMDUMK
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Re: My Beater

Postby Horse Feathers » March 1st 2013, 3:03pm

Something tells me the statue gets a better workout, glad to see you found a companion that conveniently sits erect for you.
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Re: My Beater

Postby jason_recliner » March 1st 2013, 3:07pm

Horse Feathers wrote:Something tells me the statue gets a better workout, glad to see you found a companion that conveniently sits erect for you.


The statue is actually stainless steel!

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Re: My Beater

Postby codguy » March 2nd 2013, 9:26pm


Investegater wrote:Hey! Asshole! Ya, you with the ugly face. Fuck you
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I'm in good company!
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Re: My Beater

Postby Laid_Back_Dude » March 3rd 2013, 1:54am

I don't see a picture of any watch.
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Re: My Beater

Postby Wasp » March 3rd 2013, 6:30am

That beater is in pretty fine shape. You the guy that paints in a Tuxedo?
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Re: My Beater

Postby AJC » March 3rd 2013, 6:41am

I'm just plum tickled pink that I made the list. Thank you, everyone!

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Re: My Beater

Postby investigator » March 3rd 2013, 7:49am

Wasp wrote:That beater is in pretty fine shape. You the guy that paints in a Tuxedo?


I sometimes work in my smoking jacket. Ya, the Timex is in pretty good shape. Here's its predecessor:

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Taking it out of the drawer to take a picture, I noticed it's actually working. I say that because the Timex replaced this watch I had thought was busted or needed a new battery. I assumed it might be busted because, at that time, the battery in it was a week old before it stopped and I didn't want to get rid of it before I tried a new battery but I never got around to it. Anyway, to my surprise, it's still ticking, but the chrono function doesn't work anymore. Nice, now I have a rotation of beaters.
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Re: My Beater

Postby conjurer » March 4th 2013, 7:49am

investigator wrote:I assumed it might be busted because, at that time, the battery in it was a week old before it stopped and I didn't want to get rid of it before I tried a new battery but I never got around to it.


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Re: My Beater

Postby Kahuna74 » March 4th 2013, 8:26am

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Re: My Beater

Postby jason_recliner » March 4th 2013, 2:21pm

investigator wrote:Taking it out of the drawer to take a picture, I noticed it's actually working. I say that because the Timex replaced this watch I had thought was busted or needed a new battery. I assumed it might be busted because, at that time, the battery in it was a week old before it stopped and I didn't want to get rid of it before I tried a new battery but I never got around to it. Anyway, to my surprise, it's still ticking, but the chrono function doesn't work anymore. Nice, now I have a rotation of beaters.


You're not that bright, are you?
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Re: My Beater

Postby WatchDorks.Net » March 4th 2013, 2:27pm

Aww man... I didn't git no mention in the troll's attempt to be twitty.

That's what I get for taking a few days off from douche duty...
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Re: My Beater

Postby Dr.Morningwood » March 4th 2013, 3:29pm

Horse Feathers wrote:Something tells me the statue gets a better workout, glad to see you found a companion that conveniently sits erect for you.


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Re: My Beater

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Re: My Beater

Postby boscoe » March 5th 2013, 11:54am

Horse Feathers wrote:Something tells me the statue gets a better workout, glad to see you found a companion that conveniently sits erect for you.


this made me laugh. you're on a roll.
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Re: My Beater

Postby svaglic » December 19th 2016, 11:15pm

jason_recliner wrote:I only just noticed his new signature:

Investegater wrote:Hey! Asshole! Ya, you with the ugly face. Fuck you
conjurer, bigedsurf, Horse Feathers, codguy, Kahuna74, jason_recliner, AJC!


Who are you calling ugly?

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Just a bump for old times sake. Recliner was on it though.
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Re: My Beater

Postby bobbee » December 20th 2016, 5:41am

Well worth a bump.
I wish all the extra funnies were bumped on occasion so I can get my laughs.
We need a "assholes" sub-forum to keep them in.
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Re: My Beater

Postby foghorn » December 20th 2016, 6:35am

bobbee wrote:
We need a "assholes" sub-forum to keep them in.



Not enough bandwidth.
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