Ventura Elvis80

Ventura Elvis80

Postby biglove » March 3rd 2015, 8:16pm

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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby conjurer » March 3rd 2015, 11:11pm

I dislike asymetrical watches; I don't care for Elvis, who was a bloated has-been who died deservingly trying to punch one out on the toilet; I loathe black IP plated watches. However, I am oddly stiff over this one.
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby ChronoMATT » March 4th 2015, 12:38am

Love it and ass-ymmetrics.
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby Mortuus » March 4th 2015, 2:12am

Yeppir, I'm-a-likin' that'n a lot, Loafster, but that ~$1500 price tag for the automato virgin is a wee bit high; for that kind of money, I can pick up another couple or three vintage O'megger Seabastards, plus the regular service that each of them gets when they join the 'ol collezioni del Mortuii...

...I dunno, maybe the price will come down a few bones in the next couple of decades...?
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby Mortuus » March 4th 2015, 2:17am

conjurer wrote:I dislike asymetrical watches; I don't care for Elvis, who was a bloated has-been who died deservingly trying to punch one out on the toilet; I loathe black IP plated watches. However, I am oddly stiff over this one.

A remarkable timepiece indeed, John... ;)
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby TemerityB » March 4th 2015, 4:49pm

I'm with conj - I don't want to like this one, but I do.

Just don't let Barry Kaplan see it.
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby Mortuus » March 4th 2015, 5:25pm

TemerityB wrote:I'm with conj - I don't want to like this one, but I do.

So that's two bonarized guys, gents who would not normally flood their erectile tissues with erection-producing plasma fluids over a timepiece such as this one...Wow, that's fascinating. Perhaps they should rename it the Ventura SusanBoyle69...?

Just don't let Barry Kaplan see it...Who da hell is Berry Caplining?
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby Tzimisces » March 4th 2015, 5:39pm

I wanted to like this watch, but my penis yawned.
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby TemerityB » March 4th 2015, 5:55pm

Tzimisces wrote:I wanted to like this watch, but my penis yawned.


Ridiculous. Who measures a watch by how their penis reacts.

I use my boo boo.
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Re: Ventura Elvis80

Postby Tzimisces » March 4th 2015, 6:19pm

TemerityB wrote:
Tzimisces wrote:I wanted to like this watch, but my penis yawned.


Ridiculous. Who measures a watch by how their penis reacts.

I use my boo boo.

My penis rules me in all things.
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