The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby gerdson » October 30th 2017, 1:53am

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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby Thunder1 » October 30th 2017, 3:30am

^^The bee's knees..
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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby Thunder1 » October 30th 2017, 3:32am

For work..
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For this evening..
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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby foghorn » October 30th 2017, 3:33am

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GET OFF MY LAWN
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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby Mark1 » October 30th 2017, 3:47am

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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby foghorn » October 30th 2017, 3:48am

^^^^^^
Sweet!
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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby Mark1 » October 30th 2017, 3:52am

He was a local guy growing up. Met him a few times.
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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby bedlam » October 30th 2017, 3:55am

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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby Mortuus » October 30th 2017, 4:15am

Going with the quasi-military look today, wearing my war-monger's Steiny "Triton," with its army-green accoutrements and bronze case, which is slowwwwlyyyyy building a nice patina for me. 8-)

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Postby TemerityB » October 30th 2017, 9:19am

Most varied WURW ever. Cool stuff.

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Postby four of diamonds » October 30th 2017, 9:54am

Working from home today. Saves a lot of wear and tear on me and my vehicle. Monday traffic is the worst....
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Postby nimbleboy » October 30th 2017, 9:57am

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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » October 30th 2017, 1:17pm

This one today:
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FWIW, the archaic form of "your" is "thy." "Thee" is an archaic form of "you", usually used when it's an object of a preposition of a verb, like in "upon thee", "above thee", or "fuck thee." "You" not being an object of said words is "thou", like in "what a despicable strumpet thou art!"
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Postby bedlam » October 30th 2017, 4:40pm

SynMike wrote:Zodiac

That's great :-)
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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby biglove » October 30th 2017, 6:24pm

That Enicar is the sexy, Gerd. Dang!

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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby Mortuus » October 30th 2017, 8:14pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:This one today:
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FWIW, the archaic form of "your" is "thy." "Thee" is an archaic form of "you", usually used when it's an object of a preposition of a verb, like in "upon thee", "above thee", or "fuck thee." "You" not being an object of said words is "thou", like in "what a despicable strumpet thou art!"

Truly. Bloke, thou hath brought in a lovely watch of incomparable delicacy, and now sweet, sweet longings have suddenly burst forth from my head to my nether regions, draining my cranium and causing an indefatigable rush of blood, bound for my manly scepter, pushing and forcing, 'til suddenly I am fraught with a raging, throbbing sensation therein, until, in all its glory, appears an engorged, empurpled shaft of erectile tissue or, in the more common parlance, a boner of immense girth and length, swavering about and making sounds eerily similar to that of a Star Wars light saber.

A passing squire enquired as to my well-being, and I assured him that all was well in the land of custard-spitting tube steaks and wild, half-naked Borneo women. (Trouble is, it's their left half that is naked, and they have taken a vow of 'half-celibacy,' what 'ere that is, pray tell...)

"But thou hath wrought upon thyself a most irascible and enduring symbol of the ONE TRUE BEARER of the Lapis-Lazuli Throne, and I, Art, art very worrisome and in need of a latex rubdown."

Whereupon the young squire produced a small, white business card, with his name on one side and a short note on the other that read: 'mY moma sez eYe cane caint cunt ain't a'posed to see ewe accuz eYe keap get'n yeest infarctions, an sew fourth. I M soooooo sorrrrry but eye hafta TAP OUT...'

The squire quickly wadded the card up and placed it in the front-right pocket of his Pain Stewrat goaf nickers, then produced a second one, which he handed to me with a flourish.

" 'Art of Artmore, Artist in Residence at Pikka Nik Baskett Castle.' "

"So, thou art an artist" said I, nodding first at the bidness card in my hand and then at him.

"Yup" he said. "I paint stuff, bang around with my hammer and chisel on big rocks, that sort of thing."

"Marvelous," says EyE, then bade him farewell, saying "Thankee 'o Art of Artmore, four eYe was in need of succor, and you succored me so well that my eyes nearly crossed themselves! And may ye be in heaven well before Mortuus and his black airy-o-planes know yer dead!

"Fare-thee-well, 'o sire of Eastminister. May thine meat be forever sweet, but if that boner doth last for more than four hours, seek treatment immediately, if not sooner. In fact, thee might wish to call myself, as thine humble serpent, er, so-sorry, servant, I would be honored if thou were to seek mine cerveza's, er services in your time of knead."

I glanced down at the bidness card, and there was indeed a whispah-muh-phone number, DAvenport 6-1234. "All is well!" I yelled after him, as his horse trotted out of the town, never to return.

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Re: The watch on thee esteemed wrist, 10-30-2017

Postby gerdson » October 30th 2017, 10:46pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:
FWIW, the archaic form of "your" is "thy." "Thee" is an archaic form of "you", usually used when it's an object of a preposition of a verb, like in "upon thee", "above thee", or "fuck thee." "You" not being an object of said words is "thou", like in "what a despicable strumpet thou art!"

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