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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby foghorn » February 4th 2016, 10:32am

As an added enticement to an already incredible opportunity,the winner will also receive, under seperate cover, a signed copy of the Admirals tale penned by our resident author , leader of WL literati and master of glitterati, the man who but the Noble in Barnes and Nobel , wordsmith non pareil and general all around good peeps , Conjurer!

Put that in your tank and vape it!
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby 3Flushes » February 4th 2016, 12:09pm

I'll make it $85 to play.

I read that all the shoes are included, but uh, ummm, since the Indiglo (TM) complication is such a battery drainer and everybody fucked with it so much because it's so cool,I was wondering if a fresh battery is included also, too? Also, was the Admiral purchased from an AD? (Those Indiglo (TM) bulbs aint cheap).

Thank you in advance for your timely response.
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby foghorn » February 4th 2016, 12:29pm

3Flushes wrote:I'll make it $85 to play.

I read that all the shoes are included, but uh, ummm, since the Indiglo (TM) complication is such a battery drainer and everybody fucked with it so much because it's so cool,I was wondering if a fresh battery is included also, too? Also, was the Admiral purchased from an AD? (Those Indiglo (TM) bulbs aint cheap).

Thank you in advance for your timely response.



The watch is supplied with it's original battery (CR2016) which has a battery life one thousand million years.
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby 3Flushes » February 4th 2016, 12:40pm

foghorn wrote:
3Flushes wrote:I'll make it $85 to play.

I read that all the shoes are included, but uh, ummm, since the Indiglo (TM) complication is such a battery drainer and everybody fucked with it so much because it's so cool,I was wondering if a fresh battery is included also, too? Also, was the Admiral purchased from an AD? (Those Indiglo (TM) bulbs aint cheap).

Thank you in advance for your timely response.



The watch is supplied with it's original battery (CR2016) which has a battery life one thousand million years.


At risk of exhibiting pedanticism, I checked the Duracell website and they say the CR2016's life is one HUNDRED million years, which I guess is still ok.

Thank you.
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby conjurer » February 4th 2016, 12:47pm

3Flushes wrote:
foghorn wrote:
3Flushes wrote:I'll make it $85 to play.

I read that all the shoes are included, but uh, ummm, since the Indiglo (TM) complication is such a battery drainer and everybody fucked with it so much because it's so cool,I was wondering if a fresh battery is included also, too? Also, was the Admiral purchased from an AD? (Those Indiglo (TM) bulbs aint cheap).

Thank you in advance for your timely response.



The watch is supplied with it's original battery (CR2016) which has a battery life one thousand million years.


At risk of exhibiting pedanticism, I checked the Duracell website and they say the CR2016's life is one HUNDRED million years, which I guess is still ok.

Thank you.


Goddamn it, but you're a cheap fuck sometimes, Triple!! I remember the time me, you and Cod had to drive that snivelling little English plank cock kid to the Barrens; since it was Cod's first trip (he made his bones real good, too) you made the poor fuck drive the work car, dig the fucking hole, dump the gutshot little plank cock motherfucker in the fucking hole deposit the box of ziti, then you made Cod pay for the fucking surf 'n' turf at Delmonicos afterwards! You even made Cod pay the fucking tolls, you cheap fuck!!
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby 3Flushes » February 4th 2016, 12:57pm

conjurer wrote:
3Flushes wrote:
foghorn wrote:
3Flushes wrote:I'll make it $85 to play.

I read that all the shoes are included, but uh, ummm, since the Indiglo (TM) complication is such a battery drainer and everybody fucked with it so much because it's so cool,I was wondering if a fresh battery is included also, too? Also, was the Admiral purchased from an AD? (Those Indiglo (TM) bulbs aint cheap).

Thank you in advance for your timely response.



The watch is supplied with it's original battery (CR2016) which has a battery life one thousand million years.


At risk of exhibiting pedanticism, I checked the Duracell website and they say the CR2016's life is one HUNDRED million years, which I guess is still ok.

Thank you.


Goddamn it, but you're a cheap fuck sometimes, Triple!! I remember the time me, you and Cod had to drive that snivelling little English plank cock kid to the Barrens; since it was Cod's first trip (he made his bones real good, too) you made the poor fuck drive the work car, dig the fucking hole, dump the gutshot little plank cock motherfucker in the fucking hole deposit the box of ziti, then you made Cod pay for the fucking surf 'n' turf at Delmonicos afterwards! You even made Cod pay the fucking tolls, you cheap fuck!!


Marone!!!!! Cod offered to pay the tolls because all I had was benjies and he didn't want to wait for the mongambia toll-takers to make change. I also spent an hour shining the bodily grossness ziti offa his shells after he dropped thelimey bastard package onto the bumper.

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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby conjurer » February 4th 2016, 2:03pm

3Flushes wrote:$90?


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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby foghorn » February 4th 2016, 2:06pm

conjurer wrote:
3Flushes wrote:$90?


Now you're talkin', you fuck!



WTF? You raised your own bid?? Lay off the Anisette.
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

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Postby conjurer » February 4th 2016, 4:23pm

if This keaps upp The admarale Spoongmeyer will Bea arthur worth Moore then a paycheck phillllip!!
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Postby foghorn » February 4th 2016, 4:46pm

conjurer wrote:if This keaps upp The admarale Spoongmeyer will Bea arthur worth Moore then a paycheck phillllip!!



This is'nt knott to far frum the trooth kunsidering his providence!!!
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby Tzimisces » February 4th 2016, 7:10pm

Bump for the Admiral, with a shot of the USS Wisconsin taken yesterday near a job in Norfolk.

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Postby tiktok » February 4th 2016, 8:11pm

Mort do you smoke crack before writing these freaking gems...Shel Silverstein, veyzmir.

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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

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Postby Mortuus » February 5th 2016, 12:37am

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@toktikt: eye doan snoart nuffin when eye bayke muh mufffens; eye em jest hi own lyfe. yesur. eye doant eben uze bety corker kake myx powdur. Oh shur, eye okayshunally yuze Karaft Crackerony and Meth mix when eye haff uh big krowd obur two to too diner at my mary k. place. Accorse that donut hapin ferry offun, butt wynn it duzz, eye lyke tubby helen reddy sew that nobuddy goze hoam whiffuh emptity stummuck. (evenflo thass how thuh corners - them fello's that dew autopussy's own ded peeple - lyke 'em; thay doans' pils lyke fude in the corpustles' dye-jestive tracks, manly accuzz i'ts reel mesy. :| )
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby Mortuus » February 5th 2016, 1:02am

eye'm soiree, fawgterd; eye din't meen'tuh mink stole yore awkshun tread. Aye'm goan go n'soke my haid fur an hour ore sew ass my pyrates off penance. & evin tho i'm mosely Juish, aisle abba eban trow in uh cupola hale merries. eyes goan. byee now! :?
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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby foghorn » February 5th 2016, 11:45am

The Admiral travelled over 36000 miles and sports the DNA of no less than 11 lords
Artman drew up a map.
Conjurererererororor penned an account of his journeys.
He picked up 2 pair of shoes and has untold stories to tell (maybe better off untold-I hear Amelia Court House can be raucous at times)

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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby 3Flushes » February 5th 2016, 3:52pm

foghorn wrote:
conjurer wrote:
3Flushes wrote:$90?


Now you're talkin', you fuck!



WTF? You raised your own bid?? Lay off the Anisette.


It's conj, man. The guy always gets me all fuzzuli headed. When he gets in those moods, I doen wanna piss him off and wind up a box of ziti to be delivered, know what I mean?

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Postby Mortuus » February 5th 2016, 4:10pm

3Flushes wrote:$105

You GO, drei Spülungen! Let's keep the admiral on the West Coast! Image
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Postby foghorn » February 6th 2016, 12:30pm

The following is an excerpt from the signed account of the Admirals travels provided to the final host by Conjurer. Along with artmans detailed map it will make for a fine package INDEED.

Thanks to artman for this:



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And the excerpt:



"What is the Admiral, then? Just a watch? I think not. The Admiral is what Watchlords is about. It is said that anybody who loves good watches is our brother—and the Admiral, which his many miles behind him and his many adventures, is nothing but a good watch. He has survived his POW-like confinement with the German Post, he has survived being strapped to a Rolls windshield wiper, he has survived being attached to a snowblower, for Christ’s sakes. And through it all, he has kept the time, he has been truthful, he has been honest, he has been an ambassador to all out there who love and cherish watches and what they mean to us. He has become something more than a simple Timex bought for $35 at Target—he has become a Watchlord, and a Watchlord icon. To us, what a man spends on his watch is unimportant. A good watch will be accurate and trustworthy and it might cost $35 or $35,000."



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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby biglove » February 6th 2016, 7:57pm

foghorn wrote:The following is an excerpt from the signed account of the Admirals travels provided to the final host by Conjurer. Along with artmans detailed map it will make for a fine package INDEED.

Thanks to artman for this:



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And the excerpt:



"What is the Admiral, then? Just a watch? I think not. The Admiral is what Watchlords is about. It is said that anybody who loves good watches is our brother—and the Admiral, which his many miles behind him and his many adventures, is nothing but a good watch. He has survived his POW-like confinement with the German Post, he has survived being strapped to a Rolls windshield wiper, he has survived being attached to a snowblower, for Christ’s sakes. And through it all, he has kept the time, he has been truthful, he has been honest, he has been an ambassador to all out there who love and cherish watches and what they mean to us. He has become something more than a simple Timex bought for $35 at Target—he has become a Watchlord, and a Watchlord icon. To us, what a man spends on his watch is unimportant. A good watch will be accurate and trustworthy and it might cost $35 or $35,000."



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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby 3Flushes » February 6th 2016, 10:57pm

biglove wrote:
foghorn wrote:The following is an excerpt from the signed account of the Admirals travels provided to the final host by Conjurer. Along with artmans detailed map it will make for a fine package INDEED.

Thanks to artman for this:



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And the excerpt:



"What is the Admiral, then? Just a watch? I think not. The Admiral is what Watchlords is about. It is said that anybody who loves good watches is our brother—and the Admiral, which his many miles behind him and his many adventures, is nothing but a good watch. He has survived his POW-like confinement with the German Post, he has survived being strapped to a Rolls windshield wiper, he has survived being attached to a snowblower, for Christ’s sakes. And through it all, he has kept the time, he has been truthful, he has been honest, he has been an ambassador to all out there who love and cherish watches and what they mean to us. He has become something more than a simple Timex bought for $35 at Target—he has become a Watchlord, and a Watchlord icon. To us, what a man spends on his watch is unimportant. A good watch will be accurate and trustworthy and it might cost $35 or $35,000."



BUMP!!


$110


Alrighty then.

$115 sonnovvvvvva bitch.

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Re: The Admiral has come home. Awkshun.

Postby conjurer » February 7th 2016, 1:09am

It appears that we have two motivated bidders. Of course, who wouldn't be motivated by the Admiral?
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