The Admiral needs your prayers

Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby 3Flushes » September 28th 2015, 11:44pm

Tzm- smell it.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby Tzimisces » September 29th 2015, 2:45am

This is fantastic news, or not, depending on where the Admiral spent his time.
After New York, the Admiral should travel to Sandston, Virginia, where recent news reports claim packages have gone missing.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby Tzimisces » September 29th 2015, 2:46am

3Flushes wrote:Tzm- smell it.

Yeah.....no. No I won't. Won't be smelling it.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby foghorn » September 29th 2015, 4:44am

Never a doubt it would work out.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby ocean » September 29th 2015, 5:11am

Takes a licking and ?????? Spunk
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby gerdson » September 29th 2015, 10:54pm

5 days from NY to NJ. Traffic must be heavy on the I95 these days.

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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby foghorn » September 30th 2015, 3:10am

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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby Tzimisces » September 30th 2015, 3:15am

foghorn wrote:Customs

Exactly. I-95 is customarily a fucking nightmare. Absolutely true, it once took me 7 hours to go the 100 miles between Richmond and DC.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby jason_recliner » September 30th 2015, 9:59am

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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby Tzimisces » September 30th 2015, 6:29pm

Has arrived and departed from Maryland, for some reason. Presumably should be in Virginia tomorrow, and perhaps in Amelia by, dare we hope, Saturday?
I am almost giddy with excitement.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby conjurer » September 30th 2015, 6:48pm

Tzimisces wrote:Has arrived and departed from Maryland, for some reason. Presumably should be in Virginia tomorrow, and perhaps in Amelia by, dare we hope, Saturday?
I am almost giddy with excitement.


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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby TemerityB » September 30th 2015, 7:20pm

Tzimisces wrote:
foghorn wrote:Customs

Exactly. I-95 is customarily a fucking nightmare. Absolutely true, it once took me 7 hours to go the 100 miles between Richmond and DC.


THE most insufferable drive in America. When I drive south on long trips, I leave from NYC at 11 pm just to avoid the hell of the DC corridor.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby Falstaff » September 30th 2015, 7:30pm

conjurer wrote:
Tzimisces wrote:Has arrived and departed from Maryland, for some reason. Presumably should be in Virginia tomorrow, and perhaps in Amelia by, dare we hope, Saturday?
I am almost giddy with excitement.


Be sure you're wearing your Lords dress uniform as you pipe the Admiral aboard!



Quite so. Medals and sashes are in order. As to further protocol, a Rear Admiral (lower half of the naval list) is entitled to an 11 gun salute - one from the upper half, a salute of 13 guns.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby jason_recliner » September 30th 2015, 9:12pm

conjurer wrote:
Tzimisces wrote:Has arrived and departed from Maryland, for some reason. Presumably should be in Virginia tomorrow, and perhaps in Amelia by, dare we hope, Saturday?
I am almost giddy with excitement.


Be sure you're wearing your Lords dress uniform as you pipe the Admiral aboard!


A cap with a feather in it, and a codpiece?
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

Postby conjurer » September 30th 2015, 10:09pm

jason_recliner wrote:
conjurer wrote:
Tzimisces wrote:Has arrived and departed from Maryland, for some reason. Presumably should be in Virginia tomorrow, and perhaps in Amelia by, dare we hope, Saturday?
I am almost giddy with excitement.


Be sure you're wearing your Lords dress uniform as you pipe the Admiral aboard!


A cap with a feather in it, and a codpiece?


Given the Admiral's unfortunate experience here in Washington State, I'd probably pass on the codpiece. However, a proper cocked (!) hat, worn athwartships, in the proper Nelson manner, with an ostrich plume, would most certainly be in order. One should not wear a cocked (!) hat in the modern style, a la Fellatio Cornholer, which would obviously be déclassé.
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Re: The Admiral needs your prayers

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