Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby gerdson » August 24th 2015, 10:19pm

The Admiral has boarded an envelope and his life is - for the time being - at the mercy of USPS employees, probably throwing him around, stomping on him, squeezing him into the bottom of a heavy sack of other items, and generally giving him the average USPS treatment before putting him aboard an airplane to Frankfurt (most likely). This will be no first class journey. Let's all hope that the Admiral - being an old sailor - hasn't been completely spoilt by his recent stay in NY. Let's follow him on his way:
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https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?tLabels=%23LZ3959990000US
Of course USPS has already lost track of him, so let's hope for the best.
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby conjurer » August 24th 2015, 11:06pm

We're keeping our fingers crossed that the Admiral makes it to the far-flung reaches of Germany. Few have traveled as far as he; hopefully, German postal authorities don't check him for traces of--ahem--bodily fluids.
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Postby artman » August 24th 2015, 11:55pm

If the Admiral can find Guam, then Germany shouldn't be a problem.
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby gerdson » August 25th 2015, 5:37am

It seems that the tracking number is LZ 395 999 000 US.
But that doesn't help a lot:
https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?qtc_tLabels1=LZ395999000US
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby biglove » August 25th 2015, 6:07am

Off to the land of buxom women in funky dresses where their bosoms spill out at beer gardens. A land where the half gallon size tankards of beer enable the men to overlook those same buxom babes' hairy ass legs! :-o

Prepare to get your freak on, Admiral! Prost!
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby gerdson » August 25th 2015, 8:14am

biglove wrote:Off to the land of buxom women in funky dresses where their bosoms spill out at beer gardens. A land where the half gallon size tankards of beer enable the men to overlook those same buxom babes' hairy ass legs! :-o

Prepare to get your freak on, Admiral! Prost!


Now don't promise the Admiral too much. I am living in Northern Germany, no beer gardens here. Let me see if I can find some of the other items mentioned here...
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby gerdson » August 25th 2015, 8:16am

conjurer wrote:We're keeping our fingers crossed that the Admiral makes it to the far-flung reaches of Germany. Few have traveled as far as he; hopefully, German postal authorities don't check him for traces of--ahem--bodily fluids.


Or - even worse - add --ahem-- bodily fluids. :shock:
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Postby Tzimisces » August 25th 2015, 8:26am

Better be some lederhosen dammit.
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Postby Falstaff » August 25th 2015, 8:31am

gerdson wrote:It seems that the tracking number is LZ 395 999 000 US.
But that doesn't help a lot:
https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?qtc_tLabels1=LZ395999000US




Ah, an LZ designation - I believe that means it's arriving by dirigible, i.e. "Luftschiff Zeppelin"
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Postby gerdson » August 25th 2015, 9:54am

:chump:
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby gerdson » August 26th 2015, 1:13pm

At last, a bit of action for the dear old Admiral Spunky.
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Postby tiktok » August 26th 2015, 4:16pm

Jamaica is three miles from JFK!
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Postby foghorn » August 26th 2015, 4:45pm

tiktok wrote:Jamaica is three miles from JFK!





Customs facility??
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Postby tiktok » August 26th 2015, 6:58pm

foghorn wrote:Customs facility??


Du hast Recht.
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Postby foghorn » August 26th 2015, 7:02pm

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Postby gerdson » August 27th 2015, 11:49am

The good Admiral must be airborn by now. I am so excited!
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby Luftwafflles » August 27th 2015, 2:09pm

Ya know, I have to admit, that when Foggy told me about this idea of passing around a watch, I really didn't think it would work. I thought the members here wouldn't be interested, and it might be kind of boring. Boy, was I wrong. Foggy, this is a cool inventive idea, and I'm sorry I was too stupid to see it. Bravo.
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Postby foghorn » August 27th 2015, 2:40pm

Luftwafflles wrote:Ya know, I have to admit, that when Foggy told me about this idea of passing around a watch, I really didn't think it would work. I thought the members here wouldn't be interested, and it might be kind of boring. Boy, was I wrong. Foggy, this is a cool inventive idea, and I'm sorry I was too stupid to see it. Bravo.




Cool,yes.
Inventive , not so much.(at least on my part)
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Postby gerdson » August 28th 2015, 11:48am

Now comes the bodily fluids... :o
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Postby foghorn » August 28th 2015, 12:44pm

The Admirals rocking the globe!!

USA,Guam, Germany , and Lousiana.
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby biglove » August 28th 2015, 1:05pm

foghorn wrote:The Admirals rocking the globe!!

USA,Guam, Germany , and Lousiana.


Louisiana...its own country?
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Postby ocean » August 28th 2015, 1:35pm

biglove wrote:
foghorn wrote:The Admirals rocking the globe!!

USA,Guam, Germany , and Lousiana.


Louisiana...its own country?


Could be worse and say Oregon.

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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby foghorn » August 28th 2015, 2:59pm

biglove wrote:
foghorn wrote:The Admirals rocking the globe!!

USA,Guam, Germany , and Lousiana.


Louisiana...its own country?




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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Postby biglove » August 28th 2015, 3:57pm

foghorn wrote:
biglove wrote:
foghorn wrote:The Admirals rocking the globe!!

USA,Guam, Germany , and Lousiana.


Louisiana...its own country?




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Postby gerdson » August 31st 2015, 4:42am

still undergoing customs clearance... without doubt probing every orifice.
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