Pole: Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Spastic Cocks

Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Planks

Poll ended at March 22nd 2016, 11:35pm

Timex You Cocks
1
7%
Tudor You Fucking Planks
3
21%
Neither I Should Slather Cooking Fat On My Fucking Balls
10
71%
 
Total votes : 14

Pole: Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Spastic Cocks

Postby conjurer » March 10th 2016, 11:35pm

So heres a pole for you planks. My 14th birthday is coming up you cocks. My mum said shed get me a Timex fucking yawn or a National Savings Bond which makes me spew you planks. I told her I wanted a Tudor you cocks because it would allow me to get some serious trim from the girls around the Margaret Thatcher Counsel Estates you fucking cocks. Now my mum would have to forgoe her teef fixing on the National Dole to afford me a Tudor you planks. So stop spreading cooking fat on your old distended ball sacks you cocks and vote so I can get my Twinky Stanky you cocks.
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Postby Mortuus » March 11th 2016, 12:13am

go fukc urslef u fukcing idiut hoo th' fukc du yu thimk u-r? no won andy gibbs uh fuk ubowt yore fukink poal, u stoopit terd, go ete uh rerr hangboogur an dye frum thuh orel feekul bacturdia, u spaxdik lymie fuk.

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Postby smellody » March 11th 2016, 7:15am

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Postby foghorn » March 11th 2016, 7:30am

Timex becuz it are rite in yore weel hause. And wen yew putt in up yore dawgs rectum it will geer be eezier too replikate.


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Postby Wasp » March 11th 2016, 7:44am

Both plank head. Replace the Arab strap. We will be waiting with anticipation for your fine and thorough watch reviews.
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Postby iwasbanned » March 11th 2016, 8:17am

Get a Texas Timex and call it a day. Two birds with one stone and such:

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Postby Racer-X » March 11th 2016, 8:29am

Looks like you've decided on the cooking fat but might I suggest one of these.

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Re: Pole: Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Spastic Cocks

Postby conjurer » March 11th 2016, 10:03am

Thanks so much you fucking planks four taking so much time and trouble to bust my balls you cocks. The funny thing is that I, dirtbox, am a fine young buck who will live to uraneat on youre graves you spastic fucks. You fucking planks are 10X worser than the cocks at TZ-UK who are planks who spread cooking fat on there dead mothers naughty bits the cocks.
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Postby tomsimac » April 6th 2016, 4:42pm

I vote get a tutor to help you in spelling

Yas, dats day trut.
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Postby Tzimisces » April 6th 2016, 6:10pm

By Jove, the underclasses have an interesting, if incomprehensible, manner of expression. My good man, if I were you, I should think less on watches, and more on striving to be a Gentleman.
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Re: Pole: Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Spastic Cocks

Postby iwasbanned » April 6th 2016, 8:40pm

By a Shinola, I hear they are an up and coming lifestyle brand. They are the new Rolex.
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Postby smellody » April 6th 2016, 8:46pm

iwasbanned wrote:By a Shinola, I hear they are an up and coming lifestyle brand. They are the new Rolex.

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Postby Mortuus » April 6th 2016, 9:10pm

And the Italian word for astronauts is "specimen."
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Postby Falstaff » April 6th 2016, 9:27pm

Mortuus wrote:And the Italian word for astronauts is "specimen."



...and when asked "Is that a U-boat" about a submarine, the reply was "No itsa notta my boat, itsa belong navy!"
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Re: Pole: Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Spastic Cocks

Postby conjurer » April 6th 2016, 11:17pm

I hate all of you bloated cocks you fucking planks. Here I am the flower of British boyhood trying to get some crotch cobbler and all you spastic cocks can think to do is brake my balls you fucks. When I get my bicycle fixed I will peddel over to Heathrow and catch the first BOAC flight to the states and come over there and assfuck all you dead mums with the aid of cooking fat you fucking planks.
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Postby Beau nidle » April 7th 2016, 12:44am

Nurse! Nurse! He's got out of his bed again!
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Postby biglove » April 7th 2016, 4:08am

conjurer wrote:I hate all of you bloated cocks you fucking planks. Here I am the flower of British boyhood trying to get some crotch cobbler and all you spastic cocks can think to do is brake my balls you fucks. When I get my bicycle fixed I will peddel over to Heathrow and catch the first BOAC flight to the states and come over there and assfuck all you dead mums with the aid of cooking fat you fucking planks.


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Re: Pole: Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Spastic Cocks

Postby Hawk » April 7th 2016, 5:27am

Get a two door.
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Postby Thunder1 » April 7th 2016, 6:50am

Beau nidle wrote:Nurse! Nurse! He's got out of his bed again!

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Re: Pole: Should I Get a Timex or Tudor You Spastic Cocks

Postby Mortuus » April 7th 2016, 2:59pm

Falstaff wrote:...and when asked "Is that a U-boat" about a submarine, the reply was "No itsa notta my boat, itsa belong navy!"

And the Italian word for suppository? "Innuendo." :oops:
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