Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

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Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby koimaster » August 9th 2016, 3:58pm

CHAPPAQUA, N.Y. — A goldfish belonging to Hillary Clinton was found dead on Aug. 7, just one week after Victor Thorn, a prominent anti-Clinton biographer best known for his investigative trilogy exposing Clinton scandals, died of “an apparent suicide.”

The death of the goldfish, named Monty, adds to the latest in a series of mysterious deaths surrounding the Clintons. Monty was reportedly given to Hillary as a good luck charm by a Monsanto executive.


Clinton’s spokesperson attributed Monty’s demise to “natural causes.” New accounts, however, offer evidence of a sudden, fatal spike in chlorine levels within the goldfish’s tank.

http://nationalreport.net/hillary-clint ... t-suicide/
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Tzimisces » August 9th 2016, 5:06pm

Rat bastard is sleeping with the fishes.
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Wasp » August 10th 2016, 4:41am

Ditto Seth Rich. Ah the world is chock full of coincidence.
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Hawk » August 10th 2016, 5:20am

I had a Siamese Betta at my last office that committed suicide.

He was very affectionate for a fish and was often likened by work mates to a "wet puppy". He may have simply been trying to follow me home but at any rate he jumped smooth out of the bowl over a weekend and expired on the floor.

It earned me a visit from BPS (Betta Protective Services) and they accused me of filling the bowl too close to the top. I was forbade from buying another for a period of two years.
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Thunder1 » August 10th 2016, 6:21am

'Waterbowl' Congressional investigations to begin soon?..at taxpayer expense?...
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Wasp » August 10th 2016, 10:52am

They cut our heads off, crucify us and burn us alive...we can waterbowl.
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Britboy » August 10th 2016, 12:17pm

Just wait until she has total control...
It won't just be goldfish.

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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Hawk » August 10th 2016, 12:38pm

It would be a tense moment in history for both goldfish and unicorns.




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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Mortuus » August 10th 2016, 12:54pm

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WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?




NONE, I assure you...comrades. :ugeek:
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby WatchDorks.Net » August 12th 2016, 4:39pm

It's Bush's fault.
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Re: Hillary Clinton Goldfish Found DEAD

Postby Mortuus » August 12th 2016, 6:05pm

WatchDorks.Net wrote:It's Bush's fault.

41 and 43, DAMIT! :x
Okay, so I was wrong... http://thewatchforum.net/forum/index.php ...but I was never so glad to be incorrect... ;)
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