Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

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Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby koimaster » February 18th 2015, 12:07pm

I thought that the tool known as archie belonged here in the drunk tank.

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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby conjurer » February 18th 2015, 12:13pm

Archie seems pretty worked up over this.
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby kevco » February 18th 2015, 1:30pm

He has like a belch during the first 30 seconds or so. Maybe too much.....


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I had some of this stuff when I was overseas in the UK. It will give you the tartan dirties.
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby labman » February 18th 2015, 1:58pm

I knew that something was missing from my understanding of watches and the watch industry in general.

Now thanks to the expose by the self-esteemed Archie Luxury I realize what it was.

"...there is so many dogshit watches out there and it's a HUGE global conspiracy..."

Once again, I am amazed at Archie's understanding and explanations concerning, well, just about everything.

Thank you Archie.
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby abduksion » February 18th 2015, 3:15pm

WHY IS HE ALWAYS YELLING!!!!! Btw I thought you liked Archie? Wait I thought his real name was Paul Pluta not Archibald the 3rd?
I've never felt like I truly belonged here and I believe it's time I move on.
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby artman » February 18th 2015, 4:19pm

uhhh... Archie needs to watch his cholesterol
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby Racer-X » February 18th 2015, 6:36pm

"AND WHAT TO DO IF YOU'VE GOT A DOGSHIT WATCH!"


Like him. Liked him from the first video. Annoyingly hilarious.
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby TemerityB » February 18th 2015, 9:30pm

I don't like him. Everything that's wrong with the Interwebs.
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby ChronoMATT » February 18th 2015, 10:29pm

I see some things don't change... such as his blow job temple grab-on knobs. I admit that I chuckle once in a while. He's a parody of himself.
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Re: Wrist Watches that truly suck - INTRODUCTION

Postby conjurer » February 18th 2015, 10:38pm

ChronoMATT wrote:I see some things don't change... such as his blow job temple grab-on knobs. I admit that I chuckle once in a while. He's a parody of himself.


Quite so. Archie Luxury, aka Paul Pluta or whateverthefuck, is really nothing but proactive douchebag who shamelessly self-promotes to an extent that's remarkable, even in this day of the interwebz. I actually feel kind of sorry for him. He's chronicled his descent from Australian mid-level salaryman to some fucking joker who makes nickels and dimes fixing lawn-mower engines--all the while wearing Pateks and JLCs and, when he has to go pick up his welfare check, an Omega.
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