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Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Irag8er » December 30th 2012, 3:07pm

I'd hit that.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby conjurer » December 30th 2012, 3:08pm

You know she's a member here, right?
Johannes! My knees are trembling from banging her so hard with my rod!

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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Irag8er » December 30th 2012, 3:11pm

conjurer wrote:You know she's a member here, right?
Awesome, all the more appealing!
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby conjurer » December 30th 2012, 3:16pm

Irag8er wrote:
conjurer wrote:You know she's a member here, right?
Awesome, all the more appealing!


She's also AJC's girlfriend.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Irag8er » December 30th 2012, 3:21pm

[quote="conjurer"]
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conjurer wrote:You know she's a member here, right?
Awesome, all the more appealing![/quote

She's also AJC's girlfriend.
Then he has fine taste in women as well as watches. But I still would, with the utmost respect of course!
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby foghorn » December 30th 2012, 3:25pm

The alluring shillstress has the eye of many of the members here.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Watch Noob » December 30th 2012, 3:27pm

Shes hasn't been here since she tried shilling the reborn x3 Renato brand. Basically got laughed out of here with there BS hand made, could put Swiss Made on the dial crap watches.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby fatman » December 30th 2012, 3:28pm

I would as well on one condition. She have a ball gag in her mouth so she wouldn't try to sell me some shit Chinese ma....I meen Swiss made, mineral glassed, quarts movement, limited edition ( that will be made up to the last minute before the company files for bankruptcy ) Swiss plated, busy ass I can't tell the time dial, gotta get the difibulator out every 3months to keep the company liquid shit watch.

Oh yeah, I would also use a Swiss made rubber out of respect for AJC.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Irag8er » December 30th 2012, 3:31pm

fatman wrote:I would as well on one condition. She have a ball gag in her mouth so she wouldn't try to sell me some shit Chinese ma....I meen Swiss made, mineral glassed, quarts movement, limited edition ( that will be made up to the last minute before the company files for bankruptcy ) Swiss plated, busy ass I can't tell the time dial, gotta get the difibulator out every 3months to keep the company liquid shit watch.

Oh yeah, I would also use a Swiss made rubber out of respect for AJC.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Hawk » December 30th 2012, 3:49pm

And, lest we forget, "sapphire coated mineral" is almost certainly bullshit.

"Sapphire laminated mineral" was viable at some point in the dim and distant past but synthesized sapphire is now cheaper thus rendering the enterprise counter-productive -- laminated simply costs more.

Which leaves us with the "least implausible" surmise - the only things cheaper than synthetic sapphire are various forms of mineral and polymer or bullshit. I'm betting on the last - much like flame-fusion and krysterna it sounds nice and means nothing.

I swear, TV watch people must have decided that their target demographic are those that slept through both economics and chemistry.

"Sapphire coated" == Renato's take on "bonded at the molecular level".

Still, I miss her purple postings and, if it were to guarantee a return, I would cheerfully forswear my snarky comments about "sapphire coated" stuff.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Watch Noob » December 30th 2012, 3:54pm

Hawk wrote:And, lest we forget, "sapphire coated mineral" is almost certainly bullshit.

"Sapphire laminated mineral" was viable at some point in the dim and distant past but synthesized sapphire is now cheaper thus rendering the enterprise counter-productive -- laminated simply costs more.

Which leaves us with the "least implausible" surmise - the only things cheaper than synthetic sapphire are various forms of mineral and polymer or bullshit. I'm betting on the last - much like flame-fusion and krysterna it sounds nice and means nothing.

I swear, TV watch people must have decided that their target demographic are those that slept through both economics and chemistry.

"Sapphire coated" == Renato's take on "bonded at the molecular level".

Still, I miss her purple postings and, if it were to guarantee a return, I would cheerfully forswear my snarky comments about "sapphire coated" stuff.


We all know the target audience/consumers have a collective IQ of 69. Renato has been and always will be full of shit like the rest of the brands. I own 1 T-Rex that I received for a B-day present and that will be my last. How these asswipes think they can charge the prices they are asking is beyond me. I would buy Android all day long before the rest of the TV brands for what it's worth and if forced to purchase from TV.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby AJC » December 30th 2012, 3:57pm

conjurer wrote:
Irag8er wrote:
conjurer wrote:You know she's a member here, right?
Awesome, all the more appealing!


She's also AJC's girlfriend.


Sorry John, I had to break it off when I found out she was a sequential hermaphrodite.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby andrema » December 30th 2012, 3:58pm

Billy Smiff loves him some Renatoes
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby elau » December 30th 2012, 4:02pm

You guys really think she is hot?
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Watch Noob » December 30th 2012, 4:04pm

elau wrote:You guys really think she is hot?


No, never have. I think it's a comparison issue. Between her and Jill "man hands" from Invicta, anyone looks hot.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Irag8er » December 30th 2012, 4:08pm

elau wrote:You guys really think she is hot?
Not about hotness. Just, would ya hit it?
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby elau » December 30th 2012, 4:23pm

No, I won't under normal circumstance but if I have a few to drink.................
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby abduksion » December 30th 2012, 4:34pm

Watch Noob wrote:
elau wrote:You guys really think she is hot?


No, never have. I think it's a comparison issue. Between her and Jill "man hands" from Invicta, anyone looks hot.


I knew I wasn't the only one here who thought Jill had man hands.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby fatman » December 30th 2012, 4:38pm

abduksion wrote:
Watch Noob wrote:
elau wrote:You guys really think she is hot?


No, never have. I think it's a comparison issue. Between her and Jill "man hands" from Invicta, anyone looks hot.


I knew I wasn't the only one here who thought Jill had man hands.


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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby abduksion » December 30th 2012, 4:43pm

fatman wrote:
abduksion wrote:
Watch Noob wrote:
elau wrote:You guys really think she is hot?


No, never have. I think it's a comparison issue. Between her and Jill "man hands" from Invicta, anyone looks hot.


I knew I wasn't the only one here who thought Jill had man hands.


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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby boscoe » December 30th 2012, 6:05pm

Sorry, not even under the threat of pineapple torture
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Horse Feathers » December 30th 2012, 6:18pm

Irag8er wrote:I'd hit that.


Say's the guy with the orange sub aqua homer
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby codguy » December 30th 2012, 6:29pm

Mark2 wrote:Billy Smiff loves him some Renatoes


Him and that I.N.R.L girl. Same person? Oh that explains things.


Oh and Irag8er makes # four this week, knew I was forgetting someone.
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby Irag8er » December 30th 2012, 6:34pm

Horse Feathers wrote:
Irag8er wrote:I'd hit that.


Say's the guy with the orange sub aqua homer
That was given to him by some chick he was hittin'. (See my intro thread)
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Re: Renato chick ShitNBC

Postby andrema » December 30th 2012, 6:35pm

Supposed chick...
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