Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 9:53am

OK, this is gonna be a fast one for you stupid bastards. Here're the rules: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=39797 As with the other auctions, the proceeds for this one will go 75% to St. Jude Hospital, the rest for the upkeep of the forum. THIS AUCTION WILL RUN UNTIL 8:00PM PACIFIC TIME TONIGHT. Only one watch will be featured. So, here we go:

Zodiac Desert Falcon:

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These older Zodie quartz chronos are going nuts lately on the secondary market. This one comes on an aftermarket tan distressed leather strap, plus a black one, both brand new. The donor informs me that there's a new battery inside. About 44mm wide cushion style case, 49mm with crown, 49mm lug to lug, 22mm lug width, 14.5mm thickness. Comes in a Nautica box, along with some fucking swag.

As I said above, this auction will end precisely at 8:00PM Pacific time tonight, so don't be fucking around. This is the first of several one-watch, flash auctions this week, which will keep me busy on my vacation and keep my tender, apple-like ass off the streets.

Bid now!
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby smellody » November 5th 2017, 9:57am

That's fine! $12.75
   
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 9:58am

smellody wrote:That's fine! $12.75


And, we're off! Thanks, Dr. Smells!
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 11:19am

Nine and a half hours to go!
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby Racer-X » November 5th 2017, 11:24am

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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 11:31am

Thanks, Mr. X!
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby gerdson » November 5th 2017, 11:54am

Ah - too big. Good for me.
25 USD, just to get it going.
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Postby Ofcmark » November 5th 2017, 12:12pm

$35.00
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 12:33pm

Some good opening bids, gentlemen!

As I said above, these slightly older quartz chronos from Zodie are selling for insane prices (considering that five years ago you could get them for under a hundred at various deal-a-day sites), viz:

https://www.google.com/search?q=zodiac+ ... 80&bih=627

I expect the bids for this one to rise dramatically.

Eight and a half hours to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby gerdson » November 5th 2017, 1:54pm

May I suggest to pause it, please? :(
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 2:01pm

gerdson wrote:May I suggest to pause it, please? :(


Pause?? Such a thing has never been done before!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby foghorn » November 5th 2017, 2:06pm

gerdson wrote:May I suggest to pause it, please? :(




"That's the most unheard of thing I ever heard of."-King Leonardo of the Bongo Congo
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Like that but cat-F. Sklodowska
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby gerdson » November 5th 2017, 2:09pm

27 dead in Texas. :(
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby TemerityB » November 5th 2017, 2:21pm

foghorn wrote:"That's the most unheard of thing I ever heard of."-King Leonardo of the Bongo Congo


Holy shit!!!
A quote from King Leonardo & His Short Subjects, a major favorite of mine when I was a tadpole!! I also ate Cripsy Critters cereal, for which King Leonardo was the spokes whatever!

Sniff. Holy shit. I couldn't have been older than four or five. Oh, man.
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 2:36pm

gerdson wrote:27 dead in Texas. :(


Aw, fuck. I just saw it on CNN.com.
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 2:39pm

Nah, the auction goes on. Bad things are going to happen, but we'll still raise some cash for sick kids.

Six hours, twenty minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby gerdson » November 5th 2017, 2:47pm

Then let's give it the attention it deserves. 40 USD.
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Postby Ofcmark » November 5th 2017, 2:52pm

I'm in 50
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Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 3:07pm

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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby Rusty » November 5th 2017, 3:29pm

$52.00
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 4:23pm

Four hours and forty minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 5:43pm

Seahawks screw the pooch bump, 3 hours 15 minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby kevco » November 5th 2017, 6:32pm

69.00
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Re: Swag-Fest 4! Flash Auction, Eleven Hours Only!

Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 7:13pm

kevco wrote:69.00


Now we're cooking with gas! One hour and forty five minutes to go.
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Postby conjurer » November 5th 2017, 7:38pm

An hour and twenty minutes.
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