Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 3:51pm

Time for another Swag-Fest auction to help the good work they do at St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, and to help fund the forum. Here are the rules, please read them: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=39797

This hear Awkshun will focus on dressey Type wartchs.

First up:

Tissot Quartz:

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A very pretty dress watch, with a kinda-throw-back dial, this one has manufacturer's ref. # TKO-BB-13406. Swiss made, sapphire crystal, with most of the box and papers (pillow missing), this one is in fine shape, with an excellent strap and signed buckle, 37mm across, 38mm with tiny-ass crown, 9mm thick, 18mm lug width, 43mm lug to lug. This would be fine for gentlemen or broads, too. You want to pretend you're Don Draper on Mad Men and not have to fuck around with a mechanical watch, this one's for you!

HMT Kohinoor:

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Granted, there's not a whole lot of shit you'd want to own that carries the legend "Made in India," but HMT watches are the exception. This is actually a really cool, really well made little watch, with a hand-crank movement, stainless steel case, and classic good looks to go along with it. 39mm with the cushion style case, 38mm with crown, 10mm thick, 18mm lug width, 42mm lug to lug. Made by some weird heavy industries group in India, these things are built to last, and look pretty good doing it. As HMT has apparently closed its doors, I'm sari to say, these watches are surely going to be rare and fine and increasingly collectable--just dot your I's and bid on this, and you too can be a turban cowboy. No box or papers. Appears unworn, and certainly not by an Untouchable.

Bulova Accu-Swiss:

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Bullies been making great watches for-fucking-ever, and the Accu-Swiss line, which also has some really grody-looking models, also manages to produce something as timeless (!) as this one. Manufacturer's ref # 68B174. This watch would be great for the larger gentleman, with a case size of 42mm, 46mm with crown, 12mm thick, 20mm lug width, and 50mm lug to lug. With a well finished case, Swiss made, sapphire crystal, automatic movement, it's a really nice piece. Comes with very nice wooden box. Shows signs of very light use.

In terms of swag, this time I'll include a really shitty CD full of terrible music with each watch. Also, a lucky winner will get some leftover fortune cookies from the last Watchlords GTG in the beautiful Chinese Garden restaurant in the beautiful town of Longview, WA!

This auction will be a quick one, ending on Saturday, 21 October, at precisely 8:00PM Pacific time.

Have fun!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby gerdson » October 17th 2017, 4:09pm

15 on the Corona Cohiba Kohinoor. Please no country music.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 4:09pm

gerdson wrote:15 on the Corona Cohiba Kohinoor. Please no country music.


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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby smellody » October 17th 2017, 4:24pm

$51.18 Real American on the Swiss Bulova with two cookies . Cash
   
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby foghorn » October 17th 2017, 4:30pm

50 smackeroos on the Bullie.


BTW the B4 on the back puts this at a manufacture date of 2014.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby Racer-X » October 17th 2017, 4:32pm

$20 on the Tissot and your Justin Bieber CD
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 4:34pm

Bids thus far:

Bullie, $51.18, smellody

HMT, $15, gerdson

Tissot, $20, Racer-X.

A nice start to this auction, gentlemen!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby foghorn » October 17th 2017, 4:38pm

foghorn wrote:50 smackeroos on the Bullie.


BTW the B4 on the back puts this at a manufacture date of 2014.




Oopsie!!!



60 on the Bullie
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 4:51pm

Bids thus far:

Bullie, $60, foghorn

HMT, $15, gerdson

Tissot, $20, Racer-X.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby AntFarm » October 17th 2017, 5:01pm

$30 Tissot
$65 on the Bully
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Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 5:07pm

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Postby smellody » October 17th 2017, 5:41pm

$77.87 bullie dawg
   
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 6:56pm

The bids are coming in so fast, the phone lines are on fy-ire!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby ocean » October 17th 2017, 7:31pm

80 bullie
35 Tissot
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 7:33pm

Bids thus far:

Bullie, $80, ocean

HMT, $15, gerdson

Tissot, $35, ocean.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 17th 2017, 9:57pm

I have been informed by the donor that the Bulova does not have original strap or buckle. It has, however, a good quality oiled leather strap. Please take this into account when making a bid.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 2:59pm

Monday bump!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby Mortuus » October 18th 2017, 3:55pm

$125. USD on the Bulova...top that, you planks!! :x
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 4:01pm

Mortuus wrote:$125. USD on the Bulova...top that, you planks!! :x


All righty, then. The dead guy steps up.

Bids thus far:

Bullie, $125, Mortuus

HMT, $15, gerdson

Tissot, $35, ocean.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby hcharles » October 18th 2017, 4:45pm

$130.00, take that planks. The Bolivar of course. Try to keep up!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 4:58pm

hcharles wrote:$130.00, take that planks.


On which watch, Mr. Charles?
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby Mark1 » October 18th 2017, 5:03pm

Twenty five U.S. dollars on the HMT. Your photo hosting site may be down cause I can't see the pics right now, (or it could be the slow network here at work).
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 5:08pm

Mark1 wrote:Twenty five U.S. dollars on the HMT. Your photo hosting site may be down cause I can't see the pics right now, (or it could be the slow network here at work).


I'm seeing 'em fine, Mark. At any rate, your bid is registered!
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Postby Mark1 » October 18th 2017, 6:00pm

I can see now too. Corporate hogging all the bandwidth for business-the louts.
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