***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass mesh

***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass mesh

Postby biglove » September 2nd 2017, 12:12pm

Last of the great 2017 sell-off, someone please bid on this watch.

The case is Alpha quality...Chinese, knock off lookalike homage and solid as a damned brick of steel. The lume, well, you know it ain't gonna' last the night. Although the bracelet is done well enough, the clasp on this watch is utter shit as it won't close all the way. So, being the dumbass that I am, I bought an Omega style shark mesh on fleaBay, hoping that it would be the same high quality that the long lost seller wjean used to sell. Figured it would be wearable then. It was not to be.

This mesh is so shiny it makes monkeys squeal with delight. And don't forget the sharp edges where the mesh was cut. For me, the watch/clasp/ghastly mesh is just a really bad experience. Not seeing your grandmother naked bad experience; but, close enough.

Combined, this may well be the biggest single cluster fuck of a watch purchase I have ever made. And now it can be your cluster fuck for the highest bidder+$5 to cover USPS shipping. No minimum, no reserve, no shit! And my fat ass spent $215 on this combo. Can you believe that shit? WTF was I thinking?

To appease the gods of horology, I will donate whatever this POS combo fine wartch luxury timePEACE sells for to the charity of your choice, so long as they take PayPal. Receipt provided to prove I am not some sort of sleazy bastard.

Achtung baby, this one ends Tuesday, September 05, 2017 at 9PM CST. Don't miss out on the chance to help me get rid of this wartch and help out some furry friends, hurrricane flooded folks or some other folks in need. You win, your call.

For your amazement, I present the ALPHA MOTHERFUCKING SEAMASTER:

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Postby Racer-X » September 2nd 2017, 12:13pm

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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby conjurer » September 2nd 2017, 1:02pm

This one would look great on a NATO!
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Postby iwasbanned » September 2nd 2017, 1:05pm

$40
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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby Ofcmark » September 2nd 2017, 1:30pm

55.00
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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby ocean » September 2nd 2017, 7:21pm

Bump
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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby biglove » September 3rd 2017, 5:51am

Good bidding so far. All kidding aside, the case on this Alpha is well done.

Proceeds go to winner's charity of choice. Cough up some cash for a good cause!
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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby AJC » September 3rd 2017, 6:44am

Wonderful description.

If I had the funds, I'd bid just for the honesty and charity.
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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby biglove » September 3rd 2017, 5:13pm

BTW, Russ, thanks for the counter.

LOOK AT IT FELLOW LORDS...YOU MUST BID! *













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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby biglove » September 4th 2017, 2:47pm

Bump for charity, damnit!
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Postby biglove » September 5th 2017, 1:11pm

It's for charity. For the charity of the winner's choice. Bid freely.
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Postby NorthCountry » September 5th 2017, 1:28pm

60 bucks.
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Postby biglove » September 5th 2017, 2:33pm

NorthCountry wrote:60 bucks.



Nice job, sir!

Think of this as the pre-fall charity auction preview.

Come on, guys. Bid and give!
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Postby Ofcmark » September 5th 2017, 3:49pm

70.00
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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby biglove » September 5th 2017, 5:51pm

Just over an hour to go! Thanks for the bids,

Remember, is for charity. :P

BTW, the emojis are all a mess. 🙄
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Postby biglove » September 5th 2017, 7:02pm

Ofcmark wrote:70.00


And it is a done deal. Thanks to those who bid.

Thanks, Mark. See PM.
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Re: ***NO RESERVE*** FOR CHARITY-Alpha Seamaster+shiny ass m

Postby biglove » September 5th 2017, 8:02pm

Big props to Mark for the winning bid.

He left it up to me to pick a charity. Did a bit of research and chose "4 Paws for Ability," a 4 star rated charity per Charity Navigator.

They provide service dogs for children and veterans with disabilities.

http://4pawsforability.org/

https://www.charitynavigator.org/index. ... rgid=13055


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Postby Racer-X » September 5th 2017, 8:04pm

Props Travis and Mark, well done Gents.
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Postby Ofcmark » September 6th 2017, 2:25am

That's a great website Travis I've never seen that before , very informative on the different charities
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