Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 15th 2016, 2:28pm

buttchew stil ain"t tole us if'n it'suh quortz ore uh otto-madik wartch, fogy. hawknose, gordie howe kin ewe bye uh wartch wiffout know'n wither it'suh mekkankikoll machuniceile qworts ore naught? Know wunder they doan lettchew jine up whiff palpay, yew ole fules!
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 15th 2016, 2:42pm

Mortuus wrote:buttchew stil ain"t tole us if'n it'suh quortz ore uh otto-madik wartch, fogy. hawknose, gordie howe kin ewe bye uh wartch wiffout know'n wither it'suh mekkankikoll machuniceile qworts ore naught? Know wunder they doan lettchew jine up whiff palpay, yew ole fules!




If bye dean chance yew Wilbur wood take the tyme to donna reed the original Wilbur post yew ed wood knot bea Arthur axing such a iggnerint kwestshun yew art van dammed georgie auld fool~!!!!
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Hawk » February 15th 2016, 5:16pm

it be Otto matic. But is may bea Solar.

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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 15th 2016, 6:37pm

fogy, yew kwit bean uh name-dropings auld j'moke, or i'l make ewe eat wun uh Cornjerur's katz..an wiffout bar-B-Queue sawcer, two!!. Iye did donna read thuh O-rijinull soupermann komix, yuh dam brassard, an ewe sedd it wuzzuh otto-metric buttchew aslo sed it hadduh gnu wartch baitery; duzzat meen it'suh hebrides eyeland filet wartCH?? Y cain't'chew jest gimme uh straight of hormuz anser, yuh olde phardt?

o, eye edward james olmos foregawt: TWENNY-THREEE-BUMPSKIDEEDOO!!!
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 15th 2016, 7:29pm

Mortuus wrote:fogy, yew kwit bean uh name-dropings auld j'moke, or i'l make ewe eat wun uh Cornjerur's katz..an wiffout bar-B-Queue sawcer, two!!. Iye did donna read thuh O-rijinull soupermann komix, yuh dam brassard, an ewe sedd it wuzzuh otto-metric buttchew aslo sed it hadduh gnu wartch baitery; duzzat meen it'suh hebrides eyeland filet wartCH?? Y cain't'chew jest gimme uh straight of hormuz anser, yuh olde phardt?

o, eye edward james olmos foregawt: TWENNY-THREEE-BUMPSKIDEEDOO!!!



Dammit you are rite!! It is a quartz. I copied the name from an old Amazon listing and didn't see the word automatic. I have ficks it and any bidders may withdraw bids forthwith if this is an issue. I have lost my facilities in my old age dammgoddit!!
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 15th 2016, 7:41pm

Fuck it. Do over. All bids are null and void. Start bidding again if you are interested in this QUARTZ WaRtch!! Bids prior to this post are voided.
But I'm too lazy to figger out how to get this thread killed so we'll start fresh right here. Original post has been fixed to reflect the proper description.
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby conjurer » February 15th 2016, 7:45pm

From the OP:

foghorn wrote:Battery is brand new (3 days) and I will include the pressure test results also.


Yup. I can see why this was such a head-scratcher to so many here.
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby DBCooper » February 15th 2016, 7:45pm

foghorn wrote:(I ain't fucking this one up)


Say what
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 15th 2016, 7:53pm

DBCooper wrote:
foghorn wrote:(I ain't fucking this one up)


Say what
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 15th 2016, 8:07pm

I.M. glad ewe ficks tit. Aisle bid 12 dolarz an fiddy scents an uh korn muffen.
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 15th 2016, 8:08pm

Mortuus wrote:I.M. glad ewe ficks tit. Aisle bid 12 dolarz an fiddy scents an uh korn muffen.



reserve not met
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 15th 2016, 8:10pm

eye wuzz trynuh git the bawl roling, yuh damed olde phewl!
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby conjurer » February 15th 2016, 8:11pm

foghorn wrote:
Mortuus wrote:I.M. glad ewe ficks tit. Aisle bid 12 dolarz an fiddy scents an uh korn muffen.



reserve not met


Jeebus, but this made me laugh very hard indeed. In fact, I laughed so hard that I nearly brought up a lung!
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 15th 2016, 8:49pm

eye m soiree eye fupped duck your orkshunn, fogy. Eye wheel try tew cumup whiff uh betur bid an hopfuly meat yore preserve assing Vincent price.
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Hawk » February 16th 2016, 5:41am

foghorn wrote:Dammit you are rite!! It is a quartz. I copied the name from an old Amazon listing and didn't see the word automatic. I have ficks it and any bidders may withdraw bids forthwith if this is an issue. I have lost my facilities in my old age dammgoddit!!


Eye will take you up on your kind offer and run like a thief in the night.

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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby smellody » February 16th 2016, 6:11am

$76.87

Eye new it wast quarts. Ha ha. And whil swam width it on
   
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 16th 2016, 6:25am

Mortuus wrote:eye m soiree eye fupped duck your orkshunn, fogy. Eye wheel try tew cumup whiff uh betur bid an hopfuly meat yore preserve assing Vincent price.

No need for that. My fuck up.
Instead of copy and paste I should have copy,edit, and then pasted.
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby ocean » February 16th 2016, 10:26am

Redo bid 89.98
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 16th 2016, 11:58am

$135.56 USD, two (2) soft foods dinner vouchers from Leisure World Care Home (Mauve Room ONLY), and a corn muffin.
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 16th 2016, 12:54pm

Getting close but no Macanudo.
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby smellody » February 16th 2016, 7:16pm

$141.09

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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 16th 2016, 7:44pm

Well, Fogy...? Is it a Macanudo or naught? :shock:
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 17th 2016, 3:30am

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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby foghorn » February 17th 2016, 1:29pm

2 mohr daze!!!!
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Re: Juan Moore Tyme!!!

Postby Mortuus » February 17th 2016, 2:44pm

smayell-O-dee, ewe orter beeyud juan-fiddy, ass I bet that's his preserve vincente price. eye'm awl taped owt. :shock:
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