Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby conjurer » January 25th 2016, 2:40pm

OK, we've got through Christmas and New Years, we've blown our budgets and forgotten our resolutions...

So, it's time for a Watchlords auction!

This one will be a one-and-done; everything will be included in this thread. Some interesting and fun things will be found in this one; they've all be donated by anonymous members. All proceeds of this auction will be used to fund the continuing upkeep and costs of the forum here, our Homeplace, the dump where we hang our hats and break balls--Watchlords, where the elite meet to beat their meat.

Sounds like fun? I think so. Off we go!

1. Cash Money:

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A two dollar bill, nicely encased in plastic. This one is actually signed:

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By Francine Neff, the Secretary of the Treasury in 1976! Francine went on to star in several adult films, most notably Let Me Tell You About White Chicks, by the famous Dark Brothers. This bill, dated from 1976, is in pristine condition. The pre-auction estimate is $1.6 billion, so for some lucky member, this is like winning the Powerball. Also in this lot:

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A 1978 dollar coin. More images:

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This one is graded and shit. I know nothing of coin collecting, but I would put a pre-auction estimate on this one of $57,000.

2. Jacques Lemans Quartz chronograph:

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A very cool watch, this one; it has a cool dial, chronograph features, and a very neat carbon-fiber look strap. For the vintage car guys, this is a no-brainer. Runs good, too. Pre-auction estimate: $8500.

3. Uhren von Uhr dive watch (head only):

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A very cool micro-brand that uses (I think) an ETA 2824. I recall a few years ago these created something of a stir on some of the fora; from Germany, too! Some wear:

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Caseback:

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Comes with unique and rare Uhren von Uhr packaging, no strap, needs springbars. This watch may well have been owned once by Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Or maybe not. Pre-auction estimate: $35,500.

4. Buncha NATOs:

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Four in all. Personally, I wouldn't want to be found dead in a ditch wearing a NATO, but some of the younger guys seem to like 'em. One of the black ones is 22mm wide, the others are 20mm. The striped one may well have been worn by Sir Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast. But, you'll be the sexy beast when you wear one of these unique and rare straps! Pre-auction estimate: $3175.

5. Watch Porn:

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Yup, catalogues and other fine shit to polish your German helmet to. Not just everyone gets these things; if you're a WIT and walk into a Patek AD and ask for a catalogue, they'll help you to the street with the toe of their boot. If you want some premo whacking material to read whilst on the can, this lot is for you! Pre-auction estimate: Priceless.

6: Orient Mako:

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This wouldn't be a WL auction without an Orient, and this is one of the best of the breed. The Mako is (no shit) the best divers watch you can own for under a hundred bucks. This one, which comes without box or papers, has been very professionally modified with a rally-type rubber strap and it runs good, too. A few dings on the mineral crystal, and the bezel seems slightly faded. However, it was possibly once owned by Spiro Agnew! Pre-auction estimate: $70.

So, that's the lot. This auction will run Saturday, 1-30-16, ending at 8:00PM Pacific time. All sales final. A big difference here is that payment will be sent directly to the WL forum via the "Donate" button at the top of the page--don't send the money to me. I presume that Alain would prefer Paypal, but perhaps he can chime in and let us know. All WL members may bid. Bid by posting in this thread, or via PM with me. Please be specific on what you're bidding on. I will mail the winners their stuff via USPS, probably next week sometime when I get the fuck around to it. I will pay for shipping, with most of the stuff going Priority Mail. Feel free to ask questions in the thread, bump it, break balls, and sew Fourth; but keep the last hour of the auction free of anything but actual bids.

So have fun, you nutz. And remember, this forum doesn't run itself. Money is honey!
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby Ofcmark » January 25th 2016, 2:46pm

I will start $30.00 on the Mako
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby conjurer » January 25th 2016, 2:47pm

Ofcmark wrote:I will start $30.00 on the Mako


Well done, Mark! Thanks for starting the ball!
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby Racer-X » January 25th 2016, 3:21pm

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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby artman » January 25th 2016, 3:35pm

$10 for the NATO straps.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby iwasbanned » January 25th 2016, 3:52pm

$3 for the cash
$15 for the uhr
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby ocean » January 25th 2016, 5:50pm

20 UHR, 12 on the natos
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby smellody » January 25th 2016, 6:21pm

$9.75 for the cash.
$15 for the NAYTOES.

Eye whil knott paid fer ship ping. Axpect hand deeliverr.

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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby smellody » January 25th 2016, 6:24pm

Eye whil go $10 on the porn. Is that the going convenience store price John?
   
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby Tzimisces » January 25th 2016, 6:37pm

Although she was no Azie Taylor Morton, I'm still a huge Francine Neff fan. And who doesn't like Ike, especially showing a sharp cameo sheen? It's why he served two terms.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby biglove » January 25th 2016, 6:48pm

$15 on the porn.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby AntFarm » January 25th 2016, 7:03pm

$20 on the cashola...
$20 on 4 ninetoes
$25 on the UHR
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby TemerityB » January 25th 2016, 7:05pm

I'll give you $26 for yourhead ... oops. I mean, the UHR head.

I gotta stop watching that adult Roku channel.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby smellody » January 25th 2016, 7:19pm

Phyne. Poorn. $15.75. Hand deeliveery!
   
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby Mortuus » January 25th 2016, 7:20pm

do u haff inny bukhaki pitchurs,, conchewer?
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby conjurer » January 25th 2016, 8:02pm

Mortuus wrote:do u haff inny bukhaki pitchurs,, conchewer?


Alas, no, Mortinson. However:

Francine Irving Neff (1925-2010):

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Was the 35 treasurer (I apologize for misidentifying her as secretary of the treasury above) of the US. She was appointed by President Richard Nixon in 1974 after blowing him extremely well in the knee-hole of his desk in the Oval Office--supposedly the very first instance of oral sex there, predating Bill Clinton's hummer by almost thirty years. Evidently, she gummed Ticky Dick's dick so well that steam shot out of his ears and his necktie coiled under his chin like a roller blind.

After her term as treasurer, Ms. Neff retired to California and was befriended by Aunt Peg, whom she looked sorta like, if you squint. Ms. Neff, who had a certain zest for living, fell into the whole Cali porn scene with lustful abandon; supposedly, she was the only female model who took John Holmes anally and lived to tell the tale.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby Mortuus » January 25th 2016, 8:21pm

she luks lyke Roi ORe Bison,,the dessemblance is remakable. even fogy wood ugrea wiffatt.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby tiktok » January 25th 2016, 8:29pm

Being a younger member of the group I bid $26 North Atlantic Trompling Organization.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby conjurer » January 25th 2016, 11:04pm

Some good bids, gentlemen! A spirited auction already.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby codguy » January 26th 2016, 5:07am

Dunno, that two dollar bill looks queer.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby SaoGage » January 26th 2016, 6:42am

Just want to add that if a Lord purchases my Orient Star World Time I will donate $100 of that to the site. :D

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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby Ofcmark » January 27th 2016, 4:17am

Bump for the forum upkeep
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby conjurer » January 27th 2016, 6:33am

Bids thus far:

Orient: $30, ofcmark

Watch porn: $15.75, Smellody

NATOs, $26, tiktok

UHR watch head: $26, Temerity

Cash Money: $20, Antfarm

Jacques Lemans: No bids.
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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby gerdson » January 27th 2016, 6:59am

smellody wrote:Phyne. Poorn. $15.75. Hand deeliveery!


Kornshuror, be careful to negotiate in detail, what he means with this "hand delivery", now that the whole thread is about porn and blowjobs and what not.

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Re: Winter Auction For Forum Upkeep!

Postby ariksokol » January 27th 2016, 8:32am

Submitting $28 and some greasy pictures of Pat Benatar for UHR time.
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