Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 11th 2016, 3:38pm

Trying to get most my collection to under 42 mm so this one is up for grabs. This is my second Eco-Zilla. I sold my first and soon regretted it and got another. I had that "every respectable WIS needs a Zilla" vibe. As of late my focus is on more reasonably (to me) sized watches and , with the exception of two or three, I'm selling or auctioning off all of my big boys.
For those not familiar with this iconic Citizen dive watch it is 72mm in diameter, 34 mm in height , and weighs in at 4 pounds. W/R is 300 meters and it has a mineral crystal which is well protected by the biggest bezel in the fucking world.
This fine example comes with all boxes , papers , hang tags , and extension for the rubber strap so when you are exploring Davey Jones locker you can wear it over your whet soot.
Great condition with the only marks I find are on the metal KEEPER (the thing that keeps the end of the strap from flopping hither and thither as you punch hammerhead sharks in the nose) and the side of the case that the watch is usually resting on near a window for its requisite dose of sun.

The auction will come to a screeching halt on Friday 1/15/16 at 7PM EST.
US sales only as per The Donald and NO PAYPAL!!! USPS Money orders only .
I will ship via USPS priority.
This is a commando auction with no reserve so somebody might steal this.


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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby ocean » January 11th 2016, 4:32pm

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 11th 2016, 4:47pm

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby smellody » January 11th 2016, 5:37pm

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby Mark1 » January 11th 2016, 6:00pm

It's almost as big as an Invicter midsize bump.
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby SaoGage » January 11th 2016, 6:13pm

Good luck Foggy! These are cool.
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 12th 2016, 9:50am

BUMPERS
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby conjurer » January 12th 2016, 10:12am

a Hundred $ dollers on That bad boi.
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 12th 2016, 10:25am

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby conjurer » January 12th 2016, 10:55pm

A bumperino for this one, so somebody can outbid me.
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Postby foghorn » January 13th 2016, 1:02pm

Ump-hay day ump-bay
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby ocean » January 13th 2016, 4:17pm

conjurer wrote:A bumperino for this one, so somebody can outbid me.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 14th 2016, 11:43am

This bAdBoi ways over 5 ponds and will Vijay Sing to you godammit its is 72 mm knot including the lefty grove time nob bump
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby Racer-X » January 14th 2016, 12:10pm

:D
conjurer wrote:....As astonishingly cool as it is nearly unwearable, the 'Zilla is Invicta-sized but, unlike Invicta, it's not fucking stupid and dorkish and vulgar. It's fucking cool--like, if Steve-McQueen-had-John-Holmes-dick-cool.

This watch you don't actually wear, you just stare at it and beat off. Classically sized at 48.2mm, 51mm with crown, and only 18.2mm thick, people see you wearing this, they cross the fucking street to avoid an ass-kicking.
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Postby iwasbanned » January 14th 2016, 12:35pm

$101. I'll need to buy a hirsch extreme for this bad boi.

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 14th 2016, 2:21pm

This is the walk of a Zilla wearer



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Postby conjurer » January 14th 2016, 4:09pm

foghorn wrote:This is the walk of a Zilla wearer



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i Wood bea Arthur the Manfred mann, but knot Four ali Moore then $ one hundrad Dollers!!
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby eddiea » January 14th 2016, 6:10pm

$110 and we call it a day.....
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Postby 3Flushes » January 14th 2016, 7:24pm

foghorn wrote:This is the walk of a Zilla wearer



Be the man





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Yeah, if you're wearin' it on your balls! Wish I had the junk, so to speak, for that watch.
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby Mortuus » January 14th 2016, 11:39pm

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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby conjurer » January 15th 2016, 12:17am

Racer-X wrote::D
conjurer wrote:....As astonishingly cool as it is nearly unwearable, the 'Zilla is Invicta-sized but, unlike Invicta, it's not fucking stupid and dorkish and vulgar. It's fucking cool--like, if Steve-McQueen-had-John-Holmes-dick-cool.

This watch you don't actually wear, you just stare at it and beat off. Classically sized at 48.2mm, 51mm with crown, and only 18.2mm thick, people see you wearing this, they cross the fucking street to avoid an ass-kicking.


I stand behind this statement. The EcoZilla is, without a doubt, a Very Big Watch. Indeed, there is nothing bigger that you can wear without looking like a fucking jerk. Unlike so many TeeVee wartchs, this is not the type of watch that you can "technically dive" with, it's a purpose-built tough-ass motherfucker that you need to dive with, unless you're like Mortuus, and the divemaster won't let you take your walker into the ocean. Outside of the tool-watch thing, the EcoZilla really makes no sense, but then, we're not in this thing of ours to make sense. We're in it because the watches we wear make our dicks hard, and there's very few watches that do this as well as the EcoZilla.

So pony up, you cheap fucks. Because if it's not already out of production, it soon will be. One of these days, Citizen will come it its senses and realize that the 'Zilla is fucking nuts, and pull it from the market. And then you'll all be sorry, you bastards.
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby Mortuus » January 15th 2016, 1:13am

yore sutch a dique, corkpumper. :roll:
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Re: Foggy Awkshun 2. Biggun!!!!!

Postby foghorn » January 15th 2016, 8:14am

Final bump. Please note that this fine example requires Suppa adapters if you want new shoes. Eddie is high bidder at 110.
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