"Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

"Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby koimaster » February 3rd 2018, 3:23pm

Thanks to bobbee for this.


Trying to Sell Fake Rolex, Greater M'cer & Merseyside

Reviewer : "M. J. Hay(n)es, Nottingham" on Trip Advisor since 1st September 2017

Travelling with : partner, no children

Date of Visit : 1st February 2018

•••OO - Parking
••••O - Welcome
••OOO - Service
•OOOO - Value for Money
•••OO - Refreshments available
•OOOO - Likely to return

"My business partner and I left home in Nottingham mid-morning (we don't work like normal people and so can avoid the rush hour). Knowing it's a long journey and our respective weaknesses, I packed three packets of cigarettes while he threw in a 12-pack of sausage rolls, party bag of crisps and 2 litre bottle of full-fate Coke to tide him over until we could reach the first MacDonalds.

We chose a white Mercedes 220 AMG with blacked out windows for the journey, as we like both comfort and (especially) privacy. We do always enjoy meeting other people on Trip Advisor though, so if you see WG66 HPX out and about give us a wave and perhaps we can have a brew at a picnic stop together.

http://forum.tz-uk.com/showthread.php?4 ... -2018-quot
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby biglove » February 3rd 2018, 6:29pm

I take it the fellow “Milton” is the owner of the jewelry shop in the tale?

Fun read and shocking that folks would actually try to sell a fake to a watch shop.
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby bobbee » February 4th 2018, 2:43am

Yes, Haywood Milton is great at his job, and a funny guy who knows how to entertain.
He actually posted another thread about someone trying to sell fake watches a week or two ago, fascinating but not half as entertaining as the above.
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby biglove » February 4th 2018, 7:03am

Milton sounds like he should hang out here!
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby bobbee » February 4th 2018, 7:42am

biglove wrote:Milton sounds like he should hang out here!


He's good, but you guys kill me with some of the things you come out with!
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby koimaster » February 4th 2018, 12:06pm

bobbee wrote:
biglove wrote:Milton sounds like he should hang out here!


He's good, but you guys kill me with some of the things you come out with!



The benefit and curse of having a forum like ours :mrgreen:
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby bobbee » February 4th 2018, 1:12pm

koimaster wrote:
bobbee wrote:
biglove wrote:Milton sounds like he should hang out here!


He's good, but you guys kill me with some of the things you come out with!



The benefit and curse of having a forum like ours :mrgreen:



The word you're looking for is 'unique'!
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby koimaster » February 4th 2018, 1:22pm

bobbee wrote:
koimaster wrote:
bobbee wrote:
biglove wrote:Milton sounds like he should hang out here!


He's good, but you guys kill me with some of the things you come out with!



The benefit and curse of having a forum like ours :mrgreen:



The word you're looking for is 'unique'!



Would not change it for any reason.
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Re: "Trip Advisor Review: Trying to Sell Fake Rolex

Postby conjurer » February 4th 2018, 3:34pm

biglove wrote:Milton sounds like he should hang out here!


I agree. Somebody reach out to this cocksucker, forthwith. We need a newb here anyway so we can break his motherfucking balls.
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