The smartwatch for SEX

The smartwatch for SEX

Postby PiningforElgin » August 23rd 2017, 12:11pm

The smartwatch for SEX: Intimate gadget tracks activity between the sheets to measure performance and calories burned ... urned.html

"Forget counting your daily steps. If you really want to improve your fitness, then you need to be tracking your sex life.
That's the premise behind a new wearable, dubbed GeeksMe, which provides users with detailed statistics on the intensity, frequency and duration of sex.
The smartwatch is the work of Madrid-based group, Geeksphone, who are best known for developed the ultra-secure Blackphone device."
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby Falstaff » August 23rd 2017, 12:15pm

Huh - how about that. Normally I just fasten a Fitbit to my johnson.
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » August 23rd 2017, 4:26pm

It's probably a Suckerlative Cockometer Officially Certifucked.
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby conjurer » August 23rd 2017, 4:43pm

I'd only need a power reserve of two minutes.
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby MAX » August 24th 2017, 5:07am

Where was this when I could have really used it?
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby bobbee » August 24th 2017, 6:49am

MAX wrote:Where was this when I could have really used it?

Like me, you were probably powering up your automatic watches for five minutes at a time...
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