The smartwatch for SEX

The smartwatch for SEX

Postby PiningforElgin » August 23rd 2017, 12:11pm

The smartwatch for SEX: Intimate gadget tracks activity between the sheets to measure performance and calories burned

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... urned.html

"Forget counting your daily steps. If you really want to improve your fitness, then you need to be tracking your sex life.
That's the premise behind a new wearable, dubbed GeeksMe, which provides users with detailed statistics on the intensity, frequency and duration of sex.
The smartwatch is the work of Madrid-based group, Geeksphone, who are best known for developed the ultra-secure Blackphone device."
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby Falstaff » August 23rd 2017, 12:15pm

Huh - how about that. Normally I just fasten a Fitbit to my johnson.
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » August 23rd 2017, 4:26pm

It's probably a Suckerlative Cockometer Officially Certifucked.
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby conjurer » August 23rd 2017, 4:43pm

I'd only need a power reserve of two minutes.
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby MAX » August 24th 2017, 5:07am

Where was this when I could have really used it?
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Re: The smartwatch for SEX

Postby bobbee » August 24th 2017, 6:49am

MAX wrote:Where was this when I could have really used it?


Like me, you were probably powering up your automatic watches for five minutes at a time...
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