Incomming You Planks

Incomming You Planks

Postby conjurer » August 23rd 2017, 9:52am

Well Dirty's got an incoming watch today arriving at the Margaret Thatcher Council Estates you fucks. I tried a tooter Grandtour like you fucking spastics said because you all said that itd get me plenty of crumpet and here I am getting nothing but Petunias brown betty the hore. So I pinched my pence and gathered up a little dosh for a proper watch you wanking spastic fucks.

I shall poste hear when the Ebulient Rug Muncher delivers it unless she steals it the pollack plank. If she does I will roger her arse with plenty of cooking fat and bathe her shite chute with my boiling baby batter the cock.

Best Regards, Dirtbox.
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Re: Incomming You Planks

Postby foghorn » August 23rd 2017, 9:58am

Is it a Smi.........................................naaah, nevermind.
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Re: Incomming You Planks

Postby conjurer » August 23rd 2017, 10:04am

foghorn wrote:Is it a Smi.........................................naaah, nevermind.


Interestingly you cock I was in the Tube the other night and a nice piece of crumpet comes up to me and says 'well Dirty what are you wearing on yer wrist tonight then?' and I says Im wearing my tooter grandtour the plank and the girl says 'Two bad youre not wearing a Smiths Everest Id have sucked your cock than.' The spastic hore.
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Re: Incomming You Planks

Postby koimaster » August 23rd 2017, 10:24am

conjurer wrote:Well Dirty's got an incoming watch today arriving at the Margaret Thatcher Council Estates you fucks. I tried a tooter Grandtour like you fucking spastics said because you all said that itd get me plenty of crumpet and here I am getting nothing but Petunias brown betty the hore. So I pinched my pence and gathered up a little dosh for a proper watch you wanking spastic fucks.

I shall poste hear when the Ebulient Rug Muncher delivers it unless she steals it the pollack plank. If she does I will roger her arse with plenty of cooking fat and bathe her shite chute with my boiling baby batter the cock.

Best Regards, Dirtbox.



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Postby TemerityB » August 23rd 2017, 10:38am

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Re: Incomming You Planks

Postby smellody » August 23rd 2017, 10:40am

Prowd of ya Dirt!

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Re: Incomming You Planks

Postby 3Flushes » August 23rd 2017, 10:55am

Is it solar?
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Re: Incomming You Planks

Postby Falstaff » August 23rd 2017, 11:18am

"She bought a hat like Princess Marina" - the Kinks. https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/sear ... ction=view
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Re: Incomming You Planks

Postby biglove » August 23rd 2017, 2:32pm

Dirtbox, you snaggle toothed root knocker, Petunia ain't giving your little pecker a lick of spit until you get yourself an Amex Platinum card. Remember that it only takes 3 1/2" to satisfy a woman, as long as that 3.5" says "American Express Platinum."

She might let you finger her bungole for a watch though.
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