Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby conjurer » August 5th 2017, 9:30am

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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby koimaster » August 5th 2017, 9:37am

Too many knobs
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby conjurer » August 5th 2017, 9:43am

koimaster wrote:Too many knobs


ass Evary WYS noes the ali Moore tyme Nobbs the bettar.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby foghorn » August 5th 2017, 9:43am

Not enough knobs
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby foghorn » August 5th 2017, 9:45am

Plus.....having the words "divers watch" on the dial is gheyer than ghey.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby eddiea » August 5th 2017, 9:45am

More than one knob is too many....run the other way
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby Racer-X » August 5th 2017, 9:46am

Too big and purple...
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby eddiea » August 5th 2017, 9:46am

foghorn wrote:Plus.....having the words "divers watch" on the dial is gheyer than ghey.

Yeah, that's pretty bad....
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby eddiea » August 5th 2017, 9:51am

Is it within the ISO 6425 guidelines compliance .... ?
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby biglove » August 5th 2017, 9:54am

Nope.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby foghorn » August 5th 2017, 10:01am

eddiea wrote:Is it within the ISO 6425 guidelines compliance .... ?



I'm certina it is. Says so right there on the dial under the really really short hour hand. :3
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby conjurer » August 5th 2017, 10:06am

Come on, you stupid bastards can do better than this!!
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby Thunder1 » August 5th 2017, 10:07am

Don't you already have a blue Seamaster??...
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby codguy » August 5th 2017, 11:52am

Pull the trigger Conj, nothing screams diver watch like one w/ additional sub-dials......


Oh, and exactly what does the sub-dial on the left do? Does it tell some sort of time or does it simply goes around in circles to look uber cool?

And may I suggest you take a look at the Croton Roulette watch? It has a function that is uber cool as well but probably not something to assist your diving hobby.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby biglove » August 5th 2017, 11:55am

conjurer wrote:Come on, you stupid bastards can do better than this!!



Certina watches are often aesthetically pleasing. This one, on the other hand, looks like they hired the same designer responsible for the mighty HYDROMAXMAX and then cut his budget shorter than his penis.

Don't do it.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby 3Flushes » August 5th 2017, 11:57am

codguy wrote:Pull the trigger Conj, nothing screams diver watch like one w/ additional sub-dials.


Oh, and exactly what does the sub-dial on the left do? Does it tell some sort of time or does it simply goes around in circles to look cool?

^^^That's the countdown timer to when the owner puts that POS in the garbage.

C'mon conj- that's not even flippable.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby conjurer » August 5th 2017, 12:00pm

Thunder1 wrote:Don't you already have a blue Seamaster??...


And we have a winner! Thanks, Mr. Thunder, you're a real pal!
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby codguy » August 5th 2017, 12:06pm

So is the Roulette watch is out of consideration?
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby conjurer » August 5th 2017, 12:19pm

codguy wrote:So is the Roulette watch is out of consideration?


I would wear a Crouton roulette wartche with pride. It would go well with my Crocs and 55 inch belt.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby ocean » August 5th 2017, 12:32pm

Get a Rolex, everything is is just ......
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby foghorn » August 5th 2017, 12:41pm

conjurer wrote:
Thunder1 wrote:Don't you already have a blue Seamaster??...


And we have a winner! Thanks, Mr. Thunder, you're a real pal!



But the Seamaster only has 2 tyme nobs!!
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » August 5th 2017, 12:50pm

For what it's worth, I think it's slightly too pretentious. At least "diver's watch" on the dial certainly is. I don't like the bezel either.
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby foghorn » August 5th 2017, 12:54pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:For what it's worth, I think it's slightly too pretentious. At least "diver's watch" on the dial certainly is. I don't like the bezel either.



Agreed. The only thing that would make it more pretentious would be if they inscribed Certina all around the chapter ring and called it a Superlative divers watch. :twisted:
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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » August 5th 2017, 12:56pm

foghorn wrote:
MKTheVintageBloke wrote:For what it's worth, I think it's slightly too pretentious. At least "diver's watch" on the dial certainly is. I don't like the bezel either.



Agreed. The only thing that would make it more pretentious would be if they inscribed Certina all around the chapter ring and called it a Superlative divers watch. :twisted:

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Re: Talk Me Into/Out Of This

Postby JAS1125 » August 5th 2017, 1:13pm

At first glance I thought it was a Deep Bleau
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